Allen Strums Bicep

Stuntin' the Green Screen and Stiff Arming Gulf Coast Weather.

[WEAR ABC 3 @weartv]

#UPDATE: Teen charged with murdering popular @TheTinCow chef. #C3N https://t.co/W4DdHSgmGI

[Allen Strums Bicep @StrumsBicep]

Just finished another Protein Shake. No need to worry about Hurricanes this year.

[Allen Strums Bicep @StrumsBicep]

🎵Nibling on Sponge Cake, Watching the Sun Bake, all of those Tourists covered in oil, Strummin my 6 Pack... "Margaritaville!" 🎵

[Allen Strums Bicep @StrumsBicep]

TONIGHT'S FORECAST: Partly Cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

[Allen Strums Bicep @StrumsBicep]

Just left the Gym. Sweating so bad I just issued a Flash Flood Warning. @nwsmobile