short cake

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

i miss the days when you can screenshot on your iphone without taking the survey afterwards 😭

[💕Mide💕 @HaYoMiDe_]

A man said the reason he married his wife was because of one small moment nobody noticed.

They were dating then and he lost his job. One day he visited her hungry but pretended he already ate.

[wop @wopfineasss]

why do niggas automatically assume they can just come over to your house 😂like wtf is that about

[🇯🇲 @lowercaseB_]

Yall be trying to embrace these bad personalities traits like it’s cool. “I’m so petty” “I get nasty when I argue” okay you’re unregulated. Go talk to someone

[M.eilar 💗 @Karugiii]

Atp, it’s just me and Michael Jackson who haven’t watched his movie

[Johnny Stewart @back4firstime]

Grown ass men talkin bout ain’t no bbqs and they don’t smell no grills . Fire up the grill and get to work bitch nigga

[Great Value Beyoncé @tieshatwo]

I’m starting to feel nothing for men no matter how they look or what they say. Liking them just takes so much from you and it’s never worth the investment.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

i can’t stand going out with people who act like every outing needs male sponsorship 😭 babe if we can’t afford it ourselves then maybe we shouldn’t be there yet.

[Kris D. Lofton @RealKrisDLofton]

Some days yes, some days no.. but I’ve never ONCE said.. you know what would make me happy??? A KID!! Not one single time.. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[daisy @ihatedai]

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets

[Pretty Baby @AssAndAttitude]

btw i never recovered from the second nigga 😭 just like the pictures please bro

[Pretty Baby @AssAndAttitude]

i dated a nigga that was in every bitch likes bc it’s “not that serious” & he fucked everybody. then i dated a nigga who did not play that shit bc to him likes means you wanna fuck. you would NEVER catch him liking no girls pictures. & he fucked everybody.

[A N G E L🎀 @angelnuwop]

hearing yo 🥷 making bitches uncomfortable worse than hearing he cheating idk

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Couldn’t justify paying $15 for a burger so I bought $67 worth of ingredients to make it at home and now have a sink full of dishes​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

disney made it such a big deal to turn 16, i turned 16 and my life went to shit

[no episode 9 spoilers pretty please @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[Kay @kay_thecoolmom]

I honestly do not care about being mean to men anymore. Shut the fck up talking to me!!!!!

[jasmine 🦋 @jasmiliano]

All niggas do is fuck up & miss me, i really dont give a fck

[detach @detachdaily]

i didn’t need endless reassurance. i just needed to stop feeling like love could disappear every time i expressed a need, emotion, or boundary.