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[stryder @stryder96]

Like all weekend now without a bank card because some fucking chutney in India has done me over fuck off tamwar

[Hassan AFC @HassanGooner10]

I love this game

[Adeyemi of Eruwa 🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Adeyemi_AFC]

England squad introductions:

Saka: “Premier League champion.”

James: “Club World Cup winner.”

Watkins: “Europa League winner.”

Kane: “Bundesliga champion.”

Mainoo: “My teammate got 21 assists.”

Tuchel : “Cheers mate, but what did YOU win?”😂😂😂

[Nigel Hurrman @ph409hhh]

Throwing bins at police in Southampton = Quick jail

Battering police at Manchester Airport = Long drawn out let off

[Leandro 🇧🇷 @crfleandropires]

Modric, Perisic, Kramaric e Kovacic chegando pra mais uma Copa pela Croácia

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

So hang on, even though George Floyd was nothing to do with Britain, left-wing politicians used his death to push for changes here.

But Nigel Farage talking about Henry Nowak, a Brit who died in Britain is “exploiting it and fuelling division”?

One rule for them it seems.

[RS @SargentBobo]

Mental how little has been made of Chelsea finishing 10th. Not sure it’s registered how insane that is. TENTH! Arteta with Cedric, Holding, Pablo Mari, Ceballos, Pepe etc never sunk that low. Their midfield duo cost a combined €237m alone.

[Ben @OcBen]

barca paying 80 million for anthony gordon is the biggest overpay since newcastle paid 50 million for anthony gordon

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

‘And then Spurs said why don’t you come join us instead’.

[Bart @UtdBart]

Here we have a goat and a donkey.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🦸🏼‍♂️🥶 Viktor Gyökeres celebrates as he’s won the league in each of his las three seasons. 🏆🏆🏆

[Ebere Eze @eberefanpage]

It has all worked out

THANK YOU GOD🙏

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We all deserve this ❤️

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Now that Arsenal are out of the way, does anyone know what channel the Bruno Fernandes assist trophy lift is on?

[Abubakar @olabodela]

They've fully become everything they used to mock. Go trophyless, celebrate UCL qualification and celebrate their player's PL POTY (not even PFA POTY) like they won a treble. Long may it continue.

[Mao Shichigan @weAllGonnaDye]

Blame Arsenal for ruining the game with corners and then elect a guy who has spammed his entire assist tally with corners as the best footballer. That’s modern football discourse for you

[Emzel @Emzyl_]

EPL is genuinely stupid, can't even be bothered at this point. A league where you have three clubs in a European finals with one of them winning the league, yet the best player of they year award has gone to a guy that plays for the 3rd best team in the country that finished 20pts behind the title winners. You'll never see this level of foolishness in any other leagues in Europe

[Halal Wyler 🏆 @Shamsdale]

If Arsenal immediately crashed out of every cup competition, played only 40 games in a season, finished 3rd in the PL, and threw a party to celebrate one of their players winning PL POTS, the backlash would be felt for generations.

But it’s United, so the bar is in hell. 😭😭😭

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

I'm old enough to remember when Man United used to celebrate winning major titles rather than one of their players being given an award. How times change.

[S👻🇬🇭 @scrapytweets]

Finally, the actual clip is here 😂😂

[☄️ @Ad06_S]

just realised chelsea fans celebrated their 3-0 loss vs city for nothing and now they can’t qualify for the ucl🤣🤣