Stryfe Imperion

Huh?

[JUDAS @wereyboi007]

🎤 Who deserves the title of the greatest male singer ever?

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

You really can't make this stuff up...

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[Pete Santilli 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🎙️ @petersantilli]

Home shopping TV is the only place where "it's incredibly strong" means "watch it break in 3 seconds."

The ladder that's "very safe, durable and lightweight"? Snaps in half with the guy standing on it. "Oh god, Harold, are you okay?"

The "leakproof" silicone bag with the "perfect seal right out of the box"? He flips it upside down and dumps the whole thing on the counter.

The airbed that's "40% more puncture resistant"? She steps on it in heels. POP.

The glass plate that's "so durable, watch this"? Shattered on contact. "Okay… not that one."

And then the practice katana. He whacks it on the table to show you how tough it is, the blade snaps, and the tip comes right back and gets him in the gut:

"Folks, right now we may need emergency surgery in the studio."

Nearly four minutes of live TV confidence meeting reality, and every single one of them was still trying to close the sale.

Which one got you? The sword, the duster ripping the frame off the wall, or the tricycle with "no brakes"?

Watch Now!

[𝓐𝓤𝓓𝓤 @CineAudu]

The irony of the circular Spongebob Squarepants is simple, but very funny.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

I’ll be the first to say that not every woman belongs in law enforcement. That said, credit where it’s due. This petite NYPD officer got dragged down the street by a suspect who was resisting arrest and still refused to let go of his pants until her partner could pin him.

Meanwhile, watch the delivery guy casually picking up and pocketing stuff the suspect and the officers dropped during the struggle.

And, of course, who could forget the people standing around, watching and filming instead of helping the cops? Then again, why would anyone step in when NY leaders have spent years painting cops as the villains.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

*Polish noises*

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

A friend in Sweden just asked me what skiing gear to get for this season…

I only had one thing, this ofcourse 👇

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

YEAH..... sure

This is Hillary laughing after the Libyan President got a knife up his rear end on national television after her liberation of Libya that now is a failed state with human slavery

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Supreme Court allows Trump admin to use federal voter eligibility database during appeal

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

The door opener has his own person to open his door 😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The NGOs end up increasing the number of homeless people they manage, because that’s the only way to increase their revenue! Incentives drive outcomes.

“Homeless” is a propaganda word used to describe people on the street who are mentally ill or severely addicted to drugs. The word implies that this is someone who fell a little behind on their mortgage payment and they’re one job offer away from getting back on their feet, which is obviously false if you’ve ever tried talking to a “homeless” person in SF, LA, NY, Austin or anywhere else.

The honest reality is that we need to bring back asylums for extreme mental illness or drug addiction for those who are a serious danger to themselves or others.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

If Hamas Piker says all this insanity on camera, imagine what he says in private with all his comrades…

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Down goes the creeper.

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

I feel like this stock is exclusively owned by Iran…..

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Despite a 1,600% increase in assaults against them, the brave men and women of ICE will never stop enforcing the law.

Yesterday, @ICEgov arrested more murderers, sexual predators, robbers, and other dangerous illegal aliens. 🧵

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA…

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Gangs of invaders walking freely around my hometown of Luton.

All been to the barbers at the taxpayers expense.

All unvetted fighting age men roaming, whilst Danny Tommo sits in a cell!

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

LOL. 😂

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Elon Musk was seated at President Trump’s table at tonight’s State Dinner for Chinese President Xi Jinping.

The boys are back 🇺🇸

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Supreme Court allows Trump to resume SAVE verification system to keep non-citizens from voting https://t.co/JqRaLicnAI