shaquille.oatmeal

dont hate the player hate the game

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

Have hit 2/6 this school year. Maybe celibacy is calling my name.

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

Ripped bong every day this week. Senioritis is setting in

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

Smoked and jerked off till 3am. 11 am wakeup, booze for 4 hours, doordashed taco bell to refuel

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

Instagram knows me well #assattack

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

Got mfs larping the whale now #nuke

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

@vinny45x I see the vision

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

Too many dimes to count here

[Lauinger Library @LauDefender]

2 of my 3 female coworkers are hot. Guess which one followed me on Instagram

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

J Mikes in 4 and it’s not even close

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

@FreddyLA7 Sadly all bouse 🥺

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

@mattliguori My first season, and to believe I used to actually fw Nicole lol

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

Know summer is shit when youre watching a golf course documentary

[Bradley Tampson @bradleytampson]

Roomie isn’t living with me next year. Is this a #fade ?

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

@umichbaseball Piss poor performance today and throughout the series Tracy has to go this isnt the Michigan standard

[LaMelo “8” Ball @wolfpackmelo]

Touse Squid or Bouse Mogger?

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

Might be the most bouse outfit I’ve ever seen

[Joel @afemeje]

Going through 4 years of college and not getting any play

[Casey Mosery 🌾🎩🦅🃏 @CaseyMosery]

Anyone else think Texas’ Chendall Weaver sold his hairline to the devil so he could play ball the way he does? 🤔😈✂️

[shaquille.oatmeal @STS6eleven]

@JohnBummit @BleacherReport How

[Paul Pogba @paulpogba]

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