Stuart Brackpool

Husband, father, cook, baker, drummer, warrior, slayer of dragons, hunter of bargains, destroyer of evil...

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@RealPaulPutner Get all your friends to jump off a cliff/under a bus and see if you feel like doing it.

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@ichoosemag The Magnificent 11. 🤠 🚌

#BrumUpAMovie

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@ichoosemag The Fellowship Of The Bullring.
The Two BT Towers.
Return Of The King’s Heath.

#BrumUpAMovie

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@edgarwright Good men (and women) make soft mints.

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@PatrickPentland What do they say..?

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@dialecticdingo @sarahinthestars No, Osama would probably play the ‘crime-of-passion’ defence and be exonerated. However, if your goal is to spread terror, killing a bunch of strangers will accomplish that. Until any motives are made clear all this is conjecture.

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@sarahinthestars S-wor-a-wor-d-wor-dip.

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@richardosman @MushensEnt Is it the actual cover? It looks like the obi-strip you get with Japanese albums. If it is, and acts like a dust cover, that is very groovy.

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@fesshole It’s been a while… Did Prince Adam have much in the way of correspondence?

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Japanese parents have recently started commissioning bags of rice that weigh the same as their newborn children so that their relatives, who are unable to visit them due to the pandemic, could have the experience of hugging the baby.

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Won’t lie. I thought that was Leonard Nimoy.

[Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen]

HAMLET. Now at https://t.co/cAaDiawdF4 Photo by Marc Brenner

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@TrustTlc @DrJessTaylor @LiamFouts @janseventyfour @ama_richards I think the Maslow point has been answered elsewhere; sex for reproduction, not pleasure, essentially. Everyone’s free to pursue a consenting sexual relationship. No-one’s entitled to sex.

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@DrJessTaylor @LiamFouts @janseventyfour @ama_richards @TrustTlc It blows my mind that, apparently, this *needs* stating.

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@sarahinthestars So odd.

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@DrJessTaylor I WANT A MARBLE!!

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@richardmarx Picking on this poor bastard… that spelling error the other day… you’re on holiday and left the dog in charge of your Twitter, haven’t you?

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@GingerWildheart Todd Rundgren’s oeuvre is well worth exploring.

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@edgarwright @sparksofficial Always a pleasure to see @stevensmcdonald

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DOES IT LOOK LIKE MALE GENITALIA?

[ARCHIVED: NASA Commercial Crew @Commercial_Crew]

⚠️ ONE. WEEK. AWAY. ⚠️

@NASA's @BoeingSpace Orbital Flight Test-2 launch is scheduled for Friday, July 30 at 2:53 p.m. ET from Space Launch Complex-41. Interested in learning more about the mission? Join our virtual @NASASocial: https://t.co/XyfmKbXOa9