Stuart Pointon

Writes bits for #TheSkewer(BBC Radio4) #BreakingTheNews(BBC Scotland). Good stories tell themselves, which saves me the bother. Own hair+tooth. Nudes in biro.

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

AND HENCE IT APPROACHETH… our brand new Friday Night Comedy with @andrewhunterm and @amy_hoggart. #TheNakedWeek starts @BBCRadio4 at 6.30pm! Jokes, stuff, messing around, jokes, and some actual investigative journalism (but with jokes in it.)

https://t.co/Skgba3ujTs

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

Mint, as always.
#Theskewer https://t.co/rmjhyu58sU

[Chris Douch @ThisisDouch]

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[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Tonight, @BBCRadio4 your soothing bedtime listening includes swimming with the Spirit of Dark (Thames) Water, #DavidAttenborough explaining Tory Mammals and if you want blood, we’ve got it. Last ep of series of #TheSkewer at 11.15pm. (Then @bbcsounds)

https://t.co/RE5XzuCnz6

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

A lovely nod to Steve Harley in this week's comedy award juggernaut.
#TheSkewer
https://t.co/yAxP5ZcY9v

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

@swerytd Ha! Ace.

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

Horrible day. Went for a walk and found Stick Man dead on the pavement.

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

This is very very funny. And the ending should make you feel very very angry. Congratulations to all involved.

https://t.co/eqdXwcXDgL

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

@Hells_Bells_23 Thanks Helen!

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

Delighted to have had a typically sophisticated poo joke included on this week's fine show.
#btn #bbc

https://t.co/Em8Pptt9oj

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Brand new (ultra) topical satire tonight as #TheSkewer piles in to this insane week with a full-bloodied howl. Cameron, Braverman, Rishi's press conference th afternoon, & Nadine Dorries vs The Evil Dead.
11.15pm @BBCRadio4 & @BBCSounds.

Meanwhile, here's a bit from last week.

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

BE NICE TO BAD ARTISTS

It's that time of year where we as hopeless amateur artists humbly beg you to have a look at our etsy shop full of about 10,000 bad drawings of footballers on mugs, prints etc

RT & WE'LL SEND FREE MUGS TO ONE UNLUCKY RTer
FANKS❤️
🛒https://t.co/TDCXpx7OgI

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

https://t.co/sbXbMNAUKW

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

Come in for the swearing.
Leave with a brilliant piece on US gun ownership.
(With a daft bit from me somewhere)
#TheSkewer
#Radio4
https://t.co/oCrfnLSebG

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

@LizRyan64931988 Thanks Liz!

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

Fortune enough to have a couple of little chunks in this week's News soup. Or News stew, whichever you prefer. Could maybe be a News Gumbo, or is that the same as Stew? Dunno.
#Theskewer
#Radio4

https://t.co/RIh8vn3pZK

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

https://t.co/dvl68GHYd0

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

@swerytd Thanks Dan!

[Stuart Pointon @StuartCPointon1]

In a week of horror news , I'm delighted to have squeezed a bit into this. As always, funny but absolutely terrifying.
*(And it might the first time Andy Burnham has made me laugh quite so much, so congrats whoever thought of it.)

#Theskewer
#radio4

https://t.co/zi224fwE6c

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Fresh from winning Gold for Best Comedy & Highly Commended as Podcast of The Year at the British Podcast Awards (yay!) a brand new series of the #TheSkewer starts tonight @BBCRadio4 and @BBCSounds, 11.15pm I wonder if there���s been any news…

https://t.co/cqlYYyiRh6