Stuart Freezin

Engineer behind some of the most creative fuel cells in racing history. Also specializing in rooftop meditation and dirt modified race winning. Parody/Comedy

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

What's this shit about #AngerManagementGraduation I never made it through the 1st session. Assholes

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

Today's US inauguration cost 100 million. When Danny Johnson saw John Quincy Adams inaugurated, it cost much less.

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Lance Armstrong apologized to Floyd landis?... I'd punch that Whiny whistleblower in the face! Bring others down when you get busted #low

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

@SuperDIRTcar Sched will be released soon. It's written on stone tablets. Danny Johnson will read it to you soon, wearing a smoking jacket

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

#DontBotherMeWhen I'm up on the roof of my car. I'm just venting and calming myself so I don't thrash every single one of you.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

Fuck this shit, I'm goin up on the roof. If anyone needs me, that's where I'll be.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

#YouGetPointsIf You can get away with engineering a fuel cell capable of storing more liquid than a Rhino bladder, a stretched out one too.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

When Cain slew Abel in the bible, Danny Johnson was the one who went and got the cops! Now you know.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

Don't forget about our hot dog eating contest at New Ejipped this summer. Whoever eats the blue veiner dog is declared the winner

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

Hockey's on Bitches! Drop your cocks and grab the socks. #NHL

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

Can't wait to see all of you at New Ejipped later this year. Bring your free hookers, we'll have a contest for them.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

@FakeOutlaws Who doesn't?

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

The best part of knowing Danny Johnson, is the hope that he'll tell you where he buried the dead sea scrolls when he's shitfaced one day.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

I thought it would be nice to send Danny Johnson a Christmas Card, written in cuneiform so he could understand it of course.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

Sent Jimmy Phelps some out of date egg nog for Christmas. Least I could do.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

#ThingsILikeToDo Find ways to get better fuel mileage.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

@Lance3jj6f What the hell's this shit?

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

Lucy and Charlie Brown are right, Everything SHOULD cost 5 cents. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

To hell with this shit. I'm goin up on the roof to think about some things. You know where to find if you need me.

[Stuart Freezin @StuartFreezin]

All you idiots trying to navigate the parking lot at the mall need a driving lesson. Did you all go to Hearn's school? Couldn't afford mine?