Stu

The UK's last smoker. BCFC.

[Stu @stuartmackiet]

@BorisJohnson Israel switch of position? We see you

[Stu @stuartmackiet]

@pfau @lionel_trolling I think it's extravagance we draw back from. If anything our archetypal stodge is classic comfort food. But we do like things that taste good. Huge popularity of Indian food - flavourful, challenging - but seen as man-of-the-people stuff and thus gets a pass.

[Stu @stuartmackiet]

@cher You need to have a word with my missus.

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@FootyScran @WorkingtonAFC @puffpuff65 Let's face it, that's Dog Egg and Chips.

[Rae @ragefighthouse]

I’m an immigrant who’s lived and worked in the UK for 16 years. I have a North American accent and I’m white.

I’ve never once been told to ‘go back’ to my ‘shithole country’ or to ‘stop stealing jobs from British people’.

You’re not concerned about immigration. You’re racist.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

[Patrick Schwarzenegger @PSchwarzenegger]

You got no idea…

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder.

Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

[Stu @stuartmackiet]

@MrChuckD @checktherhyme1_ @SebastianAvenue You make a fine point, as ever. Nations and Fear would have been my instant snap response.

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@Matt5cott I thought that Percy Veerence, who scored the equaliser according to Sky, looked OK.

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Southgate doing Masters punditry., for some reason. Presume everyone will shoot 72 and he'll say he saw "a lot of positives"

[No Context County Cricket @NoContextCounty]

Going to a test match

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@Matt5cott Somewhere on an Italian beach, Maurizio Sarri is munching on a whole ashtray's worth of fag-ends and trying to not to choke as he laughs.

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@Jenniferarcuri Hope "they" don't, seeing as that's an incomprehensible sentence.

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@rewindtvuk The geezer from Bubblegum and Cheese finally realizing he didn't have to sit so close to the camera.

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@OCATCOfficial Joel Hoel. We are legion and will not rest.

[Richard Kadrey @Richard_Kadrey]

“I think we are moving into extremely volatile and dangerous times, as modern electronic technologies give mankind almost unlimited powers to play with its own psychopathology as a game.”
—JG Ballard

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@Matt5cott I think every PL footballer should go for the Abel Xavier "Zeus" look until they win 20 in a row.

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But then... imagine if it had one of THESE on it. https://t.co/fmqxonbff3