Stuart Piddle

I am a white mouse who pisses himself.

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@lenadunham u r a peter pettigrew lookin ass

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@hamdanayah I give u my blessing

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@hamdanayah FUK U NO 1 LIKE U PISSASS 😤

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@welseykilp @hamdanayah I wouldn't miss it for the world ;)

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@welseykilp @hamdanayah love u 2 kels. See u at dinner lol

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@hamdanayah suck my tiny urinating mouse dick

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@souljaboy red is cool ya?

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@KekePalmer it's gunna suck when he dies forever then, huh?

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@ParisHilton people tell me that we look alike

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@Real_Liam_Payne one time I peed for 2 minutes straight. That's like a looong day for a mouse

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@robdelaney what kind of slut are you

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@hamdanayah SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU PISSER. #VAGUETWEETING #PEE

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@jaimeduncan25 sibling exploitation is like a dog chasing it's own tail #peeENLIGHTENMENT

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.@JambaJuice Well, I do enjoy your flavors, but maybe start making drinks that go easier on the old pee pipes, huh?

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If people give me topics to speak on I will gladly take them into consideration. Please pee me a question.

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Oh I'm almost a happy little boy I could almost pee.

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James... James bond. Shaken not stirred (unlike my urine that I stir nightly)

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Shittake and Sofa King are like... really silly words to say. Kind of like Peeing and Urinating and Pissing and ya know... oother stuff too.

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My curtains used to be white but now they are yellow and crusty. Hm probably cuz I urinated on them. oh man, I'm silly as hell.

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The answer to my previous tweet was: (drum roll plz..............) PEE