Stuart West

Read this in a Morgan Freeman voice & we'll all get through this okay. I'm Stuart R. West, writer of #horror, #thrillers & dark #humor.

[Stuart West @StuartRWest]

Check into Dread and Breakfast. “Stunning, shocking & superbly twisted.” – 5 star US review https://t.co/bLWLEb0D18 #Horror @Grinning_Skull

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How does Liam Neeson like his revenge prepared? Why, cold, not shaken! https://t.co/ozWMZMB58K #humor #language #suspense #thriller #horror https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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I'm pretty sure the word "bustle" is code for B(ig)U(ss)tle. Everybody...do the bustle! https://t.co/gGbhSF9gwW #humor #fashion #nostalgia #mystery https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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"FAME! My hair wants to live foreverrrrr, hope you don't forget my MANE!" Yep, today we're chatting about being hair famous in Kansas: https://t.co/W3UnFmMNWz #humor #horror https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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Stick it to The Man and avoid "The Trap" whenever necessary: https://t.co/Wfxshgknei #humor #satire #mystery #cozy #thriller https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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I have a knee-jerk reaction to pain. Wait...I meant "I react like a jerk to knee pain." https://t.co/8330i01QVs #humor #mystery #horror #suspense #thriller #youngadult https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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According to The Big Book of Dog Numbers, if you have three or more dogs, you have a dog-pack. And you're crazy. https://t.co/9t2LL6OaSy #dogs #humor #horror #werewolves #thriller #suspense https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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Swift. Taylor Swift, psy-op agent for socialism! And she's got a license to trill: https://t.co/Lzin5rmyWZ #satire #humor #swiftie #mystery #thriller https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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I'm being haunted! Or...perhaps something even more insidious: https://t.co/QVrKWUtVUo #humor #mystery #suspense #thriller https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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The only thing worse than being sick is going to the pharmacy with the other sick people: https://t.co/NYrb7RdNxs #humor #horror #thriller https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Lawrence, Kansas, it's the revenge of the angry drunken dads! https://t.co/kJiDOFAqLF #humor #Jayhawks #horror https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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Sometimes I feel as infinitesimal as a tiny gnat and I truly believe that pest trap manufacturers agree. https://t.co/7ozQhsdcBI #humor #mystery #suspense #thriller https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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Ask not what your country can do for you...ask what you can do for #DavidSedaris. Or something like that. It's complicated...https://t.co/6l9o90OaVY #humor #satire https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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Whatever happened to Mr. Fix-It? A shocking TRUE tale of mystery, mayhem and MURDERRRRRR: https://t.co/sqIdxi7AmX #humor #mystery #horror #suspense https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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Not a hoax! Not an dream! Not an imaginary story! Read on--if you dare--about the Halloween curse: https://t.co/45au20LBuY #humor #horror https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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The only good cone is of the ice cream variety. So says dogs everywhere. https://t.co/PyaD1p8mRC #dogs #humor #thriller #suspense https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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"Hi, I'm Stuart and I'm a big, fat guy." (Everybody: "Hi, Stuart!"). Ripped from today's headlines, it's the war on fat: https://t.co/FiRa5vfBEp #humor #satire https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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Did you know there's a store solely dedicated to a Blue Jay's nutritional needs? Neither did I! Read all about it in my latest SHOCKING expose: https://t.co/GpN7DidBj9 #humor #mystery #thriller #horror https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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C'mon! Aren't you all just about sick of this guy yet? https://t.co/iRzG5oe34Q #politics #humor #horror #ghost https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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On crotch itches and other old wives' tales (MUCH better than old husbands' tales): https://t.co/X24WWbX8Iw #humor #mystery #thriller #cozy https://t.co/zznAHV48LX

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Open up and say ahhhhhhhiEEEEEEEEEEE! Fun in the dentist's chair! https://t.co/Gmla67Sx6X #humor #horror #thriller #suspense https://t.co/zznAHV4GBv