Stuart Stoyan

Founder and CEO of @moneyplace_AU; Chair of @ausfintech

[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

Can someone please cancel @MelbUnited ‘s three point license?
@NBL @ChrisGoulding43

[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

@mrjoeaston now that Albo is married does this mean that his Chairman’s Lounge +1 will no longer be his son?

[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

Guess who’s back. Back again.
@mrjoeaston

[Joe Aston @mrjoeaston]

PM in tangle over Chairman’s Lounge plus ones: https://t.co/8rjdO8OZlT

[Joe Aston @mrjoeaston]

PM in tangle over Chairman’s Lounge plus ones: https://t.co/8rjdO8OZlT

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Took my kids trick or treating in Palo Alto last night.

Here’s their haul:

▫️11 full-sized dairy and nut free candy bars

▫️2 term sheets from Sequoia and Accel

▫️$3,500 in OpenAI credits

▫️4 offers to “help review their YC apps”

▫️6 VCs who provided nothing but just said “let me know how I can be helpful”

▫️1 internship offer from Anthropic

▫️7 offers to “jump on the pod”

This place is the worst

[Niki Scevak @nikiscevak]

This is not going to be pretty. My guess is things dramatically escalate from here 🛫

[Jon Wu @jonwu_]

In 2017, I interviewed with Elizabeth Holmes to be Head of Finance at Theranos.

I'm convinced I learned more in those 45 minutes than I did in 10 years of school and work.

Today, she reports to federal prison to serve out an 11 year sentence for fraud.

Time for a story 🧵:

[Jon Wu @jonwu_]

If you think of personality falling on a spectrum:

- One side being fully authentic
- The other being fully manufactured

The spectrum curves around like a horseshoe, such that the ends look remarkably similar.

For the life of me I could not tell which end she fell on.

[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

@mattallen That’s how I eventually accepted your connection….

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

A zoo in China organizes a “handover ceremony” for going from the year of the tiger to the year of the rabbit ahead of the Chinese New Year.

The results can't have been entirely unexpected

[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

@randolphkwatson @BligerentBelini @k_mcGahey @Jason Nah has been mentioned by @DavidSacks for a several weeks now… in the context of Twitter and other tech layoffs

[Bill Gurley @bgurley]

This is spectacular math. In opting in to a “no rules, no board, no CFO, two-bit auditor” game, your odds of $0 outcome went way up. Did you consider that in your EV calculation?

[Jason Goldman @goldman]

TikTok is too good

[Yishan @yishan]

I've now been asked multiple times for my take on Elon's offer for Twitter.

So fine, this is what I think about that. I will assume the takeover succeeds, and he takes Twitter private. (I have little knowledge/insight into how actual takeover battles work or play out)

(long 🧵)

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

There, for the grace of god, go mine

[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

Wordle 228 4/6

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[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

@mrjoeaston @adorebeauty Welcome back @mrjoeaston, we’ve missed you!

[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

*With complete respect to anyone travelling to/from Beni Mellal, Cozumel or Gormel (or even Avalon!)

[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

@Qantas can you please finally give MEL the respect it deserves and make your auto fill / drop down lists / forms just work? @AustFreqFlyer @AusBT

[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

@Qantas can you please finally give MEL the respect it deserves and make your auto fill / drop down lists / forms just work? @AustFreqFlyer @AusBT

[Stuart Stoyan @stuartstoyan]

@Johnkehoe23 bang on with this analysis. Further, 1,079 people sadly died in 2019 from vehicle accidents in Australia - so should we ban cars?

[John Kehoe @Johnkehoe23]

An unvaccinated COVID is more deadly & infectious than flu.But as vaccines roll out & to end lockdowns we need a respiratory disease anchor for reopening. In 2019, flu & pneumonia killed 4100 Australians & contributed to 10,000 deaths with other conditions https://t.co/3OKl8M4IXY