Josiah

Aspiring creative and a traditionally overly-optimistic Arsenal fan. Undergraduate at the Academy of Contemporary Music.

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

This is exactly what it's all about, thank god Mexico was a host as well otherwise in the states they'd just be getting a different kind of shot

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Los aficionados de Corea del Sur no podían entrar con el tequila rumbo al estadio, así que se la empezaron a tomar entre todos y después invitaron a los mexicanos a beber también JAJAJAJAJA.

Es el mejor Mundial de la historia.

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

Up to you @BBCMOTD to show if you've got bollocks or not

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

so instead of showing the world cup opening ceremony i expect the bbc crew to give everyone watching a lecture about ethics and human rights like they did in 2022

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

Asking a German to sing the English national anthem is some simply incredible mental gymnastics

[Gracie💙 @Gracie_Blue89]

Why is it so hard to sing our national anthem?
Every other team sing theirs loud & proud whilst half of our boys look ashamed

At least Gareth Southgate made the boys sing it when he was England manager

#ENGNZL #WorldCup

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

🚨 Hi everyone. To celebrate Arsenal’s title win I'll be giving away THREE 'Champions' prints by the brilliant @matthewjiwood to three random winners

- Simply repost this to enter

Winners picked on Saturday.

(If you're not feeling lucky the prints - and loads of others - can be found here: https://t.co/718xYZwECf)

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

@_DHOTYA this has to be an all timer

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Incredible scenes at a café in Paris this morning

A loud American tourist tried to leave a tip

“Keep the change bro”

The waiter pushed the money back

“No thank you, we don’t do that here”

The American insisted

“As a citizen of Europe, I will NOT accept your blood money” the waiter shouted

The café went silent

Suddenly, an old gentleman shouted “long live Europe!”

A Frenchman next to me removed his cashmere scarf and waved it above his head

A group of Scandinavians locked arms and started swaying

An Italian man called his mother to tell her “Europe had won”

I couldn’t contain myself and kissed the man next to me on the lips

He smiled and said “well, that’s how we do it in France”

I’ve never been more proud to live on this continent

Americans will never understand what we’ve built here

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

@eurofounder @_DHOTYA what an absolute pearler

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

But bumble talking about taking a shit is completely normal and funny? (Which it is by the way) - ya daft twat

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

This reframing is disingenuous. Bodily functions of all kinds are entirely natural and normal, and we shouldn't be ashamed of them. But they are often quite intimate and personal, and not the sort of thing we want to hear about while listening to the cricket. Not sure why this is so difficult to understand.

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

@instagram PLEASE HELP! Our travel account has been permanently disabled after we got it back from being hacked. It was disabled due to not meeting community guidelines under fraud but these posts were not us!! Please help us get our account back. More information in photo below

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

@georgewhucoyi Do you think he should actually be sacked? I see a bit of promise with his philosophy but I think it'll need time to get rid of the Moyes pragmatism, but if you sack him then it just carries on the same cycle like the Pellegrini era and you'll just get Moyes back again

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

This guy has absolutely obliterated this app, wtf happened to a nice leisurely scroll of football twitter and great memes. Not it's just porn and far right nonsense

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What the hell is going on?

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

Once again an American with the dumbest take anyone's ever seen

[Sean Barnard @Sean_Barnard1]

Are we sure he’s the fastest man in the world?

He didn’t race every single man on the planet

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

Depressing the life out of me that there isn't a south park billy Mays gif on here

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

lol just got to pittsburgh and someone left oxiclean at my dad’s grave

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

@GaryLineker @RestIsFootball @MicahRichards Why hasn't there been more talk about how poor Phil foden has been this tournament? The system was poor at first then we changed to accommodate him and still had zero impact on the side. Shouldn't the best player in the PL at least offer something

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

Tell me you're 12 without telling me you're 12. Bergkamp only ever played his testimonial at the Emirates ya weapon

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

After Henry and Bergkamp, is this the best duo to ever grace the Emirates?

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

@RishiSunak just want you to know you're a massive dickhead

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

Big change of career for the former Celtic man

[LBC @LBC]

“There is a very specific goal here to promote Islamophobia.”

Public policy expert Dr Georgios Samaras says that the growing trend of far-right parties in Europe is ‘very worrying’ ahead of the European Parliamentary elections.

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

@georgewhucoyi Just watched the fight replay and he dominated him, unlike Tyson who in my opinion should have lost that fight. Think it's written in the stars that usyk floors fury then an AJ rematch surely? I think the time has passed for people wanting to see AJ Vs Fury, we all know who wins

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

Think he's chatting absolute waffle here, people like @AlexScott have far more football knowledge than this clown. However the phrase "fart parcel" is unparalleled and I will be stealing this for eternity.

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Stand by everything I’ve said on Women commenting and co-comms on the Men���s football.

Like me talking about Knitting or Netball. Way out of my comfort zone.

Some of the Men are bad enough!

We have gone too far. You cannot watch a game now without hearing the nonsense.

Any man who says otherwise is an absolute fart parcel. 👍

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

The recency bias in the comments is mad. Bergkamp, Zidane, seedorf and that's just in my youth. Cruyff, waddle and rivaldo to name a few

[Josiah @StubleyMichael]

Lol can guarantee all the gammons were spaffing over his appointment until they heard this

[LBC @LBC]

New Argentina president Javier Milei says his country has 'non-negotiable' sovereignty over Falklands https://t.co/94wCbP32mn