TheSatirical Student

A serving of satire from a students perspective

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

Older People - students are so lazy
Me- Um no Sharon I actually made it to a lecture yesterday, I'm basically an overachiever
#Students #studentlife #StudentOfTheYear

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

everyone on strike right now #ucustrike #unistruggles

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

When you can see the impending deadlines coming but you can't stop them

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

Are you even a student if you don't know the best meal deals on campus? #studentlife #student

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

Feeling like I should be happy with the free time caused by the strike but also that I'm paying £9000 for nothing. #unistrike

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

Lecturer: There is not a lot of required reading
Me: Thank god for that
Lecturer:

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

when you discover half of your module is group work
#StudentProblems #studentlife #sendhelp

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

Don't know why they call it freshers week, cos you certainly don't feel fresh after it #FreshersWeek

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

Breaking your phone is like going through a breakup, like i'm just wallowing and listening to shoutout to my ex by @LittleMix 😂😭

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

Trying out @theTunnelBear!https://t.co/r49UpKy6S7

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

When it's June but you've already blown through all your cash for the summer #broke #studentlife #summertimesadness

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

Trying out @theTunnelBear !https://t.co/r49UpKgvtx

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

My reaction to when my parents ask what I'll be doing this summer. #summerplans #tiredstudent #endofterm #holidays

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

The government right now #2017Election #CoalitionOfChaos #strongandstable

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

British Politics at its finest @elmo for PM. #Buckethead4Maidenhead #2017Election

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

Gender norms are challenged when man is asked what is he wearing? #2017Election #politics #fashion? #feminism?

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

😳 well that was awkward #Election2017

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

Nick Clegg- we need to heal divides. Truer words never spoken #GE2017 #GeneralElection17 @LibDems

[TheSatirical Student @StudentsSatire]

With the conservatives gaining in scotland a Pro-Eu area, it seems there's no calling tonight. #GE2017 #GeneralElection

[Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak]

Ready for a forecast? - Tory 321, Labour 261, bigger than Cameron in 2010 but so far short of what they hoped