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[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

You’re laughing?

She made him motorboat her during a performance review, and you’re laughing?

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

If I found out my wife was having a 6 year affair with a NFL HC and had the audacity to name one of our sons after him…

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Russini and her f*ckboy Vrabel colluded on a coordinated media storm against the Eagles for the past year, trying to stir as much conflict as possible, often while no other reporter had anything on the Eagles.

Howie and Lurie should go hard after those losers.

#Eagles

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

The jimmy mcgill PR agency

[sloan @Sloanstweets]

"Hey Gin, that thing we talked about, it's done."

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: “i need to be more social”

also me when i step outside:

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

In America, a serf may be let free if he picks 64 basketball games correctly

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Chairman of Hyatt Hotels stepping down as a result of Epstein disclosures.

[Tnut @tnuttin1]

The world's richest man, being quoted by a gambling platform, telling me I don't need to save money

[SUAREZ @suayrez]

@PopBase Watching rich people play with my entertainment while I can’t do a thing

[Asabea🖤👸🏽 @nanaama_asabea]

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just waking up from bed is another level of mental illness

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

I have been beyond radicalized against ESPN

[Frank Kaminsky III @FSKPart3]

I’m old enough to remember being able to turn on the TV and just watch sports without needing 4000 different apps to do so. Just like make it stop. I want to click the on button and just bam, sports right there. Is that too much to ask for? Isn’t technology supposed to make life simpler?

[Mike @michaelhitack]

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.

[student @studywinning]

@XboxGamePass Yall are trash fr

[Zach Berman @ZBerm]

Jalen Hurts: "Nobody cares how it gets done. Just a matter of getting it done. You guys care about how it gets done — I don't. Just going out there and find a way to win. A.J. made some big time plays. He made some big-time catches, some big-time catches. Smitty made some big-time catches. Fred (Johnson) showed up, showed up when his number was called on. J.D. on the other side. It's a beautiful game. I just take a lot of pride in finding ways to win. Because that's why you play the game."

[Jason Klum @PokemanZ0N6]

I'm crying bro lmao

They're putting one piece wanted posters for government officials?

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

This is a good trend