Ailane's brain

Chicken Caesar Pasta Salad

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"I'm not single, but I'll hit on anyone tonight just to get a drink"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"What're you girls up to today?"
"Being hoes!!"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"Can I get a discount if I flash my boobs?"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

Zach: "your pants are higher than my standards"
Ailane: "...we know..."

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"Do you ever play GTA omg I LOVE that game, you can shoot prostitutes"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

*super annunciated*
"¿Cuando horchata?"
*whispers*
"...Ailane...it's cuanto..."

[angel🖤 @_angelmarie]

I loveeeeee me some Mexican boys🤗

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"let's play a game called 'who is savannah not obsessed with'"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"how do you weigh more than me...oh wait, it's your ass"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"aye papiiiii !!!!"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"I'm so classy, I eat fries with a fork."

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"Do raisins grow on trees"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"Don't let Donald trump become president. He'll deport all my boyfriends."

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"Once you go caramel you never go back"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"Wait, why did she give me a to-go straw?"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"The pimps need a hippie girl in their life"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"yeah yeah yeah...you know...like usher"

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

*driving on the highway while it's raining* "WAIT, I have to find this song. You HAVE TO HEAR THE BASS!!" *is driving 30 in a 60*

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"I don't need drugs. I am SO groovy without them."

[Ailane's brain @stuffAilanesays]

"I used to have three fat rolls, but now I only have two, so basically life is great"