Stuff Barb Says

all the things my mother, Barbara Karlsson says...

[Stuff Barb Says @Stuffbarbsays]

I’m not talking I’m what they call resting! #stuffbarbsays

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“Pop the rocket” (meaning to say pop,lock, and drop it) #stuffbarbsays

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“Next step, get the pup wet” #stuffbarbsays

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“That’s like me, I’m secret smart!” #stuffbarbsays

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“Let the haters hate, we don’t care💁🏼‍♀️” #stuffbarbsays

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“I wouldn’t like my guy in a sparkly jumpsuit” #stuffbarbsays

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“When I garden I like feeling the dirt underneath my nails. It’s nice and natural.” #stuffbarbsays

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“I’m sitting in the car so I’m breathing of course” #stuffbarbsays

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“When guys rev their engine that means they want action” #stuffbarbsays

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“I didn’t want to work with him because he looked like a shyster” #stuffbarbsays

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“A good laugh is worth a thousand words...or something like that”
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“I usually wake up at 6:30...or sometimes 4 AM” #stuffbarbsays

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“Birds aren’t awake at night” #stuffbarbsays

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Mom: "Are those your new Jizzy shoes?" Me: "You mean Yeezy shoes?" #YEEZYBOOST #stuffbarbsays

[Bridget @BridgetKarlsson]

I texted my dad asking him to send me pics of our dogs and he shared with me on google drive a folder with pictures that he has of them lol

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"Don't buy me flowers, it's a waste of money! Buy me an Olive tree." #stuffbarbsays #barbsvalentine

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Me: "Who would be your celebrity parents?"
Barb: "Barack Obama and Oprah"
........ @BarackObama @Oprah #stuffbarbsays

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"I was Super Lady!...." you mean Superwoman #stuffbarbsays

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"THATS HIM! I know that voice anywhere!" *talking about sitting next to Barry Bonds in Nordstorm #stuffbarbsays #sfgiants @SFGiants

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"I don't like croutons, I just like the look of them in my salad..." #stuffbarbsaya