Fox Bennett

My name is Fox. I am 10 years old. These are things I've actually said out loud. I love Boxing & my PS4. Sometimes my baby brother, Hawk, too.

[Fox Bennett @StuffFoxSays]

@Victor_Lucas Uncle Vic: I vote for The Switch. My Dad was 22 years old when he had a GameCube, so my frame of reference isn’t so good....

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DAD: The Jesko Hyper Car from Sweden can go 300MPH making it the new fastest car in the world. ME: Why is that useful, Dad?

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Vic! @Victor_Lucas You’re the best person on TV and the coolest person I know that’s not in Grade 5!

[Christopher Ian Bennett @CiBennett]

Victor Lucas. Still the man on the street, still the guy everyone looks to for the headline news about everything cool. From longtime fan to longtime friend -… https://t.co/kTYlQhsMRp

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“Dad, when I’m Prime Minister things are gonna have to change. Too much homeless people. I gotta fix that...”

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@Victor_Lucas - Hey Uncle Vic! Can I come to EXP Bar tomorrow for all the fun? I will be 10 yrs old next weekend... Pretty Please!!!!

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@MFFahmy11 - I’m only in Grade 4, but I’m with you! Keep up the fight. (My Dad took this picture last weekend. Your book is amazing)

[Fox Bennett @StuffFoxSays]

@Robin_Global is hella cool. I got to meet her yesterday for real and even missed school. Thx Robin!!! Best interview I ever had in my whole entire life ever.

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“Dad, white privledge does not extend above this here headline...”

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@Victor_Lucas - Hey Uncle Vic, Need your help. Got 100% on my Math Test so Dad’s getting me a new game. Which is best: Monst. Hunter World OR Shadow of the Colussus? I trust you the most! Xoxoxo - From Fox

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(Laughing at SNL Joke) DAD: do you get it? FOX: No, but it just sounds funny, right?

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Fox-ism: “You’re giving me no expressions, Dad...!” [He means: You’re not giving any reaction to what I just said]

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“Dad, sometimes I wish I could just skip through all this grade 4 nonsense and learn about real astrophysics, black holes, paradox theories and stuff... y’know?....”

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“Or maybe twice, I guess, to have a second Kid.... But maybe I get a lucky shot the first time, and have twins!...”

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Mom, relax - I’m only ever gonna have sex once, just to have one kid. Then that’s it.

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"Yeah, I get what it is, Dad... but can you please explain to me how u go about actually splitting an atom in half? That part I don't get.."

[Christopher Ian Bennett @CiBennett]

Fox Wakes me w/ this: "Dad, I have insane news. Thank God: Stampycat isn't dead. And even better, he doesn't have a girlfriend either...!!!"

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Dad, I'm going to be such a popular meme, right?

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Mom - don't be mad, but... I just don't think you can put zucchini noodles with ketchup.

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(Taking cough medicine): FOX: I'm going 2 invent cough syrup that tastes like candy someday. DAD: you mean like cherry or grape? FOX: Yeah!

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(Fox watching Blade Runner for 1st time) "Dad, I'm so annoyed they didn't upgrade ceiling fans in the future..."