Sassy McKali

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

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@SomeKyGuy @MericanMarisa I'm seriously sitting here staring at myself like heyyyy girl, how you doin'?

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Trying out new eyeshadow palettes makes me feel like a new woman💃

[Sassy McKali @StuffKaySays_]

@JanDenkins You're the smartest man I've ever met

[Sassy McKali @StuffKaySays_]

Overtired and over annoyed✌️

[Sassy McKali @StuffKaySays_]

The best part of love is silly things like this 😂 http://t.co/j2kjQq7ufy

[Sassy McKali @StuffKaySays_]

All I want to do is sleep but these shooting pains in my knee have other plans

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I would give anything to be 5 again so I could simply pout and get whatever I wanted

[Sassy McKali @StuffKaySays_]

The trick to happiness is to never get excited about anything.

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@LeanneSchad I have so much respect for how you've handled this whole thing. I would have committed like 40 crimes by now.

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@LeanneSchad Goodness gracious, girl. I probably would have ripped his face off😂

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@LeanneSchad Please tell me that is not serious....

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There's a nano inch of snow on the ground and Christmas music is already stuck in my head🎄🎅

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Just when I think it's impossible for me to be more miserable than I already am, I magically end up being more miserable. SO MUCH FUN!

[Sassy McKali @StuffKaySays_]

I am who I am and that's not something I'll ever apologize for.

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Is it just me, or does she look like she just gave someone an intense blowjob?

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Someone bring me Boston Market Mac and Cheese or a pizza and watch TV with me because starving/bored.

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Can we please make a social media outlet that doesn't allow women to peddle their crappy cosmetics, pseudo diet pills and "skinny wraps"

[Sassy McKali @StuffKaySays_]

@BrkngBndries Currently laying in my bathtub whispering to myself that it's going to be okay....