Burt Quotes

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

Just another tough trip down to the Farm for @AlxBurt’s squad!

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

5 years ago today! Big field box sale for the big guy

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

@AlexBurtSRFC We’re in if we get paired with you 😍

[Ted Glick 🏟🎟 @Ted_Glick]

Nothing like Friday Happy Hours at @SacRepublicFC! 🍻

What a way to end the week! @AlexBurtSRFC coming through in the clutch, look at that form. 👀 ⚽️

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

When I went over there I got a remote control thrown at my head

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

I like to take a good photo booth with the guy from the photo booth

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

This is better than my wedding for sure

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

I’m livin the Ray Romano lifestyle

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

My skeeball team is fire

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

She said Joe Bag of Donuts? Must be Greek!

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

I’m pretty sure that lady just killed that baby and are carrying him around

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

That’s a big hot dog Matt can you handle that?

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

I play skeeball with some weird dudes

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

So you guys gunna win the Stanley cups this year?

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

We debated today about if our cat has an accent

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

Submission from new Burt co-worker:
“Gets you everything, gets you priority, and everything in the there”

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

@AlxBurt on night of SDSU-Stan game “Oregon is going to blow out Stanford, sucks to be you guys”. https://t.co/NqSHgIjacw

[Stanford University @Stanford]

Final score: @StanfordFball 49, Oregon 7. #GoStanford

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

I've hit every college football stadium in the PAC-12 that I have been to

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

Michael Burt Ford is a cute name

[Burt Quotes @StuffLikeBurt]

Usher and I grew up together in New York with our crackhead mothers