Stuff Sean Says

I jump higher than you.

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I park behind the Chapel building because it's a shorter/warmer walk. Security never comes back here.
(2 hours later...gets a ticket)

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Sam, "Sean is a chode"
Sean, "I don't even know what that means"

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I'm up here ------
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And everyone else is down here ------

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Sean, "Danica Patrick finished like 30th, she's terrible."
Me, "oh yea, where would you finish?"
Sean, "on her face!"
#StuffSeanSays

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Yea WCW...Woman Candy Wednesday
#StuffSeanSays

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This is the stuff you listen to right before banging a bitch

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We're going to have a hard practice today. Let's go to McDonald's.

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I just don't respect women

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MoBap goggles add about 2 points to a chicks total hotness. I miss the real world.

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The roads look fine

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@ShitRickySays17 what an original account...

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Last year when you saw a hot girl on campus you were like "OH DAMN!" But now this year it's like, "okay I see you gurr!"

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I couldn't jump yesterday, must be what normal people feel like.

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I jerked off last night

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You see my vine?

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Bitch I'm a boss

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"I downloaded this new app and 4 girls rated me for an average of 8.9 ... I'm practically a dime!"

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Yesterday I farted and it was probably the worst fart thats ever came out of me and I was just like 'Damn, that came out of me #Shitseansays

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"I don't care that my friends are going back to college. I just want to spend all of my time with my boo bear."

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"Time heals all, but isn't time what kills us too. And that's the truth Ruth."