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Fedorable

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are anyone else's parents falsely telling their friends that their kids are writing a blog or is it just my mom

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@wetpapa Lmao I’m just seeing this

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I’m a cat. I’m a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance, dance dance dance.

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@tucktuckno Go to jail

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@POKE_God25 Oh

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If you ask me to make a vision board with you I’m calling your parents

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Crazy looks like I’m the funniest person on Twitter

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Venmo me $20 if you know someone who’s funnier than me

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Venmo me $20 if you know someone who’s funnier than me

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No pair of athletic shorts should cost $80 and if you buy $80 shorts you’re a simp

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@POKE_God25 Come on

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Kenobi could have been a world class movie

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This has passed.

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I’m in a vodka red Bull phase of life

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Do you guys regret the photos you took with your class rings yet or no

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Parades are so weird in general. Like where are you all going

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Remember when we were all clowning on those people stocking up on gas

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Me too Vic what is your favorite scent

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One thing about me you might not know…… I love candles. 🕯 🐺

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Obi Wan is bad and I’m ashamed of all of you for lying to yourselves

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Listen if I can’t eat corn dogs at the strip club then what is even the point

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Take the “react” option out of Group Chats.

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Did a cabaret last night at a gay bar to promote a show I’m in. The act before us was a group of performers who lip synched different musical numbers. The cringe went on for two hours. I couldn’t help but think… is this how people feel when white straight men do improv jams?

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Irrationally upset when a fellow American says “Cheers!” Or “Ciao!” Just who the fuck do you think you are