Alison DiLaurentis

Clever as the devil but twice as pretty..

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

@RetaliationDICK Please keep your wet dreams to yourself, sincerely everyone.

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

@RetaliationDICK Regina George got hit by a bus and lost her backbone during the process, she should be honored to be compared to me.

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

@RetaliationDICK WOW. Noel Kahn AKA a rejected Nicholas Sparks character. That's just adorable!

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

Can I get away with writing "Dead Girl Walking" on my college application?

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

Nothing says "Queen Bee" more than an unflattering orange jumpsuit. #sarcasm

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

@ImpalaPatronus [Aww!! I've been great, super busy though! How are you?]

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

@RosewoodBadass Look who's back! I can only assume you've returned for another taste of yours truly?

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

@ImpalaPatronus [[ I miss you too, darling!! It's been too long. <3 ]]

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

Good grief. The worst part about hell breaking loose here is the fact that the TL meltdown isn't even about me.

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

Seems more of a place where Hermie and whatever Godforbidden, RuPaul-looking children he pops out in the future should be nesting in.

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

How depressing is it that my holidays were spent in a cooped up abandoned cellar?

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“@HoneyCoombs: You need to take a seat gurl RT @/StunningLiar: Pffft. I'm clever.” <--- Cyber bullying.

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

@HoneyCoombs How dare you? You know that word is my Kryptonite.

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Pffft. I'm clever.

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

@HoneyCoombs Laura? More like Whore-a. *ba dum tss*

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

@HoneyCoombs .............

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

Miss and love you mucho!! @MadameSavageEm

[Alison DiLaurentis @StunningLiar]

@HoneyCoombs Biatch.