@davidyelland The cheating (115, 40 during Pep’s tenure), and the referee decisions (your 12th man, Michael Oliver)?
Pot, kettle, black.
But to be fair, I do love to see the bitter tears of an angry, never in your career humble, self-aggrandising ex-hack.
@jramjee@Adam__Melia@idlewildgirl Breaking in selvedge jeans; wear for up to 6 weeks, then turn inside out, run through a cold cycle (30 degrees max, if you must) on their own and without detergent, low speed spin and hang straight on the line to dry.
I’ve gone much longer than this and it prolongs life & patina.
@BorisJohnson You were only ever interested in indiscriminately emptying yours wherever, whenever possible.
The irony of you daring to attempt moral clarity as a siren call..