Stupid Phil Says:

This page has been set up to document all of the stupid things Phil Nichols says. Mix of old and new idiotic outbursts. Follow for maximum satisfaction.

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This is the tigers emoji 🦁

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George Washington was black, no that was Denzel

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How do you spell seandapaul?

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Did your husband take your middle name aswell?

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What’s Comic-Con? “It’s where a load of virgins meet up.” #supidphil

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“Do they just the Euro in Wales?” #suipidphil #brexit

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Yep, this happened

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Is oregano German for egg?

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Is that an apache band?

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“Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?”

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“There is not sand in Egypt”

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"I thought his name was Colin." #MayweathervMcgregor

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"Tipping milk down the sink fucks up the environment." #stupidphil

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"My knee really hurts." Points to his elbow.

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"Which Bee Jee got assassinated?" Umm, none Phil, do you mean the Beatles?

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"Those kids next door are so annoying, is it because they were abducted?" He means adopted.

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"I looks like so Japanese art you find in an office." Umm no Phil, it's Jenga.

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Is the New Zealand equivalent of the BBC called the Kiwi C #stupidphi

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Why Americans call the sea lakes?

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"I pulled my hamstring last night." Phil: Who's that? Was she fit?