Jemis

Yep, I do some stupid things.

[camardard pnkj 🇮🇳 @AskThePankazzzz]

Q: What do you call a person who is smarter than you?
A: Wrong.

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

I really hate to announce it but, the money that you think is in your bank account is not really there.

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

Most of the people you meet are,

• loving,
• caring,
• kind,
• sensitive,
• gentle,
• peaceful,

when they want something from you.

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

Don't judge someone based on their 'Last Seen At' stamp.

[Sankalp @sank_alp]

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I go to Croma, play around with gadgets and don't buy anything. Wait. Everyone does that.

[Sankalp @sank_alp]

My neighbor of 15 years just joined facebook. The first thing he messaged me was "what is your wifi password?"

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

@KaminaPun :)

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

@BurgerrB yup

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

#FF this wonderful lady @iChocolatea

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

Practice makes a man perfect. You see, that's why there's no perfect woman.

[Farhan Siddiqui @Farrenhite]

The wounds are lovely, dark and deep...
But I have promises to keep
And smiles to grow before I weep
And smiles to grow before I weep.

[kam @kamtweeting]

Mock not the dreamers, but those who are bound to earth. For even Earth was once a figment of madness in the mind of a dreamer.

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

Rich people don't like to eat, poor people don't get to eat.

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

1. Stranger.
2. Friend.
3. Best friend.
4. Love.
5. Boyfriend/Girlfriend
6. Heartbreak
7. Repeat step 1.

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

Karma makes sure you get fucked by yourself.

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

Irony is people saying, 'That goes without saying'.

[Jemis @STUPIDiesm]

Studies show that the red signal is the main cause of the traffic jam.

[Saheli @wistyloony]

Everyone wants to be quoted. Yet we crib about being copied. You'll argue they should use names. Yet you quote, "What's in a name?" proudly.

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

You know a person is poor when he gives money by placing the bill between his thumb and index finger instead of his middle and index finger.

[su mit @slyobvious]

The sun doesn't rise. We move.