I'm with Stupid, esq.

I am a troll living under a bridge in Seattle. Tweets about stupid things like Soccer and Movies. Unserious inquiries only.

[I'm with Stupid, esq. @StupidityByRyan]

I am not interested in your non-teenage mutant turtles.

[ABC News @ABC]

📸 TWICE AS NICE: Janus, a two-headed Greek turtle named after the Roman god with two heads, has her teeth brushed ahead of her 25th birthday at the Natural History Museum in Geneva. https://t.co/pYyHYiP0z9

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Setting up my b*sky account. Grass is greener over there. All my soccer friends and follows are there. See you there. (Only-in-Seattle)

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Why are LAFCs defenders shooting or scoring all the goals?

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Have a feeling the dumbest possible thing is about to happen.

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Halftime gave me the time to setup bsky.

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This is literally every Seattle game, so I guess, advantage Seattle?

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Personal Reasons = Coach a team in WC '26

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

BREAKING: Tata Martino is OUT as Inter Miami manager, sources tell @GiveMeSport.

Martino decided to leave for personal reasons, sources add.

Martino led Miami to league-record 74 point regular season then lost in round one to Atlanta United. https://t.co/wzdhItBV65

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Trust the process.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

The 76ers (2-11) are tied for the WORST record in the NBA 😳

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Pepi made so much space with his run.

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“100s of Beavers” is streaming on Prime. If you haven’t seen it yet, you should.

https://t.co/0KWeOFeBLs

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I am really thinking about dropping twitter for a bit. There is a pipeline of sh*t that has been created that is monetized by views and engagement. I'd rather not be counted.

I am just here for soccer.

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There should have been a “both” option.

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What are looking forward to seeing in the Paul-Tyson fight?

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I thought this was a bit, and it is... and it isn't.

[Bryce P. Tetraeder @BryceTetraeder]

Infinite Growth Forever:
https://t.co/bBdZqttlxR

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Still true, but Atlanta-Miami is 🔥

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Not sure if the playoff format is the reason, but so many defensive games in this round of playoffs. If a team is not going to go for it, might as well switch to a two legged series.

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Can both these teams lose?

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Not sure if the playoff format is the reason, but so many defensive games in this round of playoffs. If a team is not going to go for it, might as well switch to a two legged series.

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@DKThomp Seattle big compared to rest of state. Majority (if not all) votes done by mail.

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@TheWapplehouse