Ian Fletcher

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[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

I would just like to say gaaaaahrrhhghghgggggnnnnnnnnnnnghhhghhhhghhhgaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

@zombywuf Oh - it seems that Nigel thinks that Tommy Robinson is a horrible arsehole who should be in jail for as long as possible. This puts him in step with about 95% of the UK population, but against Elon.

It's a festival of horrid imbeciles

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

@zombywuf Or possibly wring their hands for a decade. That's the same thing, right?

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

Credit where it's due, he's been jumping up and down shouting "pick me" for months now

[Andrew Bowie MP @AndrewBowie_MP]

Honoured to have been appointed Shadow Secretary of State for Scotland.

And also very excited to be carrying on as Shadow Minister for Energy at such a pivotal moment for our energy security and future of our energy industry.

Now, time to get to work. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

@IanDunt Let's see if she's leading them into 2025, no need to get ahead of ourselves

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

@janmicham @IanDunt If a Tuesday morning is the worst Saturday morning of your life, things have gone really wrong

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

Astonishing the overtime being put in to prevent the word dipshit from trending

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

@PerthshireMags Staring at the ceiling, grinding his teeth into a powder while it plays over and over and over...

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

In all seriousness - let's leave. He's killed the vibe. Other places are better.

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

This place is just going to constantly get worse, isn't it?

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Fuckin Elon with the fuckin blocks. Jokes on you. I'm one of those freaks that never blocks anyone. I will outlast you on this fucking hole. You will break before me because your spirit was forged in weakness, while mine was nourished off of pure, noble spite.

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

@IanDunt Have you seen the movie Trolls? Russel Brand does the voice of a sort-of chilled out guy who INSTANTLY sells out all of his friends when it looks like things will go badly for him.

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

@UnitedPackage That's what they want for their "The Imperium are the goodies, ackshually" gibberish to be true. That there is, and never was, any alternative. And even in-universe that's been repeatedly shown to be nonsense.

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

@UnitedPackage It is never adequately explained, however, why being horrible to some factory worker on Necromunda makes the IoM better at fighting Orks than any other system would. Because there is no good reason why that would be the case.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

“They’re telling me, many people are telling me, ok, that the eggplants. The eggplants, folks. It’s not where eggs come from. Can you believe it? No eggs. They’re not even plants. And the fentanyl. It’s all China. Chinese eggplants have fentanyl. I’m gonna do tariffs.”

[Ian Fletcher @StupidityVortex]

@SoozUK 🎶 In the middle of the ocean🎶

Perfection