Thor Magnusson

My wife let me get a phone but im not allowed on twitter. Can you keep a secret?

[Thor Magnusson @stupidthor]

@ChrisJKAllen @garcoxgang Amen 🙏🏼, both heavy rotation in high school

[Thor Magnusson @stupidthor]

@circaMayflower2 @girldrawsghosts Lithgow nailed it

[Thor Magnusson @stupidthor]

@WestHam_Central Gotta be Spurs 💩

[Thor Magnusson @stupidthor]

@ChefReactions The one and only HK BBQ

[Thor Magnusson @stupidthor]

@HinduMonkey Top 4 easy: Mexico, Vietnam, Japan, Thailand

[James Miller @JamesMiller93]

If @FootyScran is not your favourite Twitter page, what are you even looking at?

[Thor Magnusson @stupidthor]

@weirsy_sk @Saltysaltspring That’s what I figured 😂 On the social media platform Twitter, a ratio, or getting ratioed, is when replies to a tweet vastly outnumber likes or retweets. This means people are objecting to the tweet and considering its content bad.

[Thor Magnusson @stupidthor]

@Saltysaltspring Is Weirsy on Twitter? Should we ratio the shit out of this?

[Goth Disco Gnome: fat baldy tart @MrCrystalMighty]

A while back I saw a tweet that said something like "if you read books obsessively when you were a kid and now spend all your time scrolling Twitter you just found a more efficient way to disassociate" - I think about that tweet a lot.

[🍥 @freezep0p]

In jail for sexual assault

[Xen Worrier(1312) @xenworrier]

@JoshieMoloshie

[𝓁𝒾𝓁 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓈 🇵🇸 @niceforwhxt]

This episode is 29 years old.

[david chang @davidchang]

Restaurants vs cruise lines. What’s more important to the world?

If your answer is cruise lines you are a bot or a lobbyist

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Looks like the generational war between cruel, psychotic old cunts and daft, thoughtless young fuckers has just kicked up a notch.

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

It's a fuckin LOCKDOWN.
#TheThickofIt

[1988 @Knollij]

A photo essay in humility:

[Thor Magnusson @stupidthor]

@Saltysaltspring @_eddymac_ #veryonpoint

[Thor Magnusson @stupidthor]

@_eddymac_ @Saltysaltspring