Jonas Sturgeon

I play dungeons and dragons, and I have a pet turtle

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@mef_ni If it has been 80 days, there is 7.25355e24 pups, which is much more than the population of earth right now, so they have become the dominant life form

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@laundryload_ Glad someone else also thought about this. I hadn’t thought about the intern path tho, nice job

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@Nhim_Art It’s Brock, who is jealous of Mary and Eric. Xavier is just a weird little fun comedic character, who dies in the battle before the end only to show up and stab and then eat the final villain

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@miradreaamy Jerry weighs 50, based on calculations btw

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@miradreaamy Isn’t it 35 kg?

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@f1shsticks39 @beyoncegarden You are not alone, though I complete the star by heading back to 5

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@beyoncegarden I thought people did 531425

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@toondrops Panther actually caused most of the damage and harm. The last one was the only one not completely his fault

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@asherrkiinee 93

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@InternetH0F The last three sentinces I got through ok though do to pattern recognition, so see you next time

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@InternetH0F I started missing words around 3/4s of the way through the video, but it got just a bit too fast around 900, so I’d assume I can do between 700 and 800 a minute, which is pretty good.

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@s8n Indeed, Satan

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@twaniimals Cute!

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@LannahBabe Eyepatch is best

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@ADHDForReal I got 12 of them, and autism. As such, I follow

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@MangakaSelim Yes- No wait, there won’t be a corpse left, so not in that particular image.

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@nihilist_arbys The only food groups I liked at Arbys were crinkle fry’s, chicken, and shakes.

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@thevivafrei @MarionVanhorn It’s religious towards God, not the devil.

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@nihilist_arbys However, don’t poop behind the dumpster. Poop in the dumpster if you aren’t going to bother with the bathroom

[Jonas Sturgeon @SturgeonJonas]

@CreatorSet First time I liked something. I think?