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didn’t trust the media before it was cool, plays well with fire, favorite toy of @Stushswife

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@DirtyTeaseX I did 😁

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@Molaau6 Tickets = revenue

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@HowThingsWork_ As long as you’re using a combination nozzle & only go straight stream from a distance like you see here. Think of it as a steam made of millions of droplets rather than a solid/interconnected stream of water, the electricity can’t jump from droplet to droplet. Or so I’m told.

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@NobodymrRobert Wanted by pallet wood craftsmen everywhere.

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@ThrillaRilla369 I didn’t have a helmet, but I do have a scar.

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Nothing beats a good dog.

[Lj Priest (Trader Jill) @RealTraderJill]

🐾 Our dogs are out here running full-time emotional support operations while we’re over here thinking we’re the ones in charge. They can’t say “I love you,” but they have this ridiculous way of making us feel like the most important human on the planet. Science is finally catching up to what every dog owner already knows deep down.

Here are 10 surprisingly sweet (and sometimes hilarious) truths about the bond between us and our dogs:

1. Locking eyes with your dog actually releases the “love hormone” oxytocin in both of you. Basically turns you both into love-drunk puppies.

2. Your dog can smell when you’re stressed, sad, or happy. They literally know how you’re feeling before you finish processing it yourself. Rude, but impressive.

3. Yes, dogs can get jealous. That dramatic side-eye when you pet another dog? It’s real. They want to be your one and only.

4. If you yawn, your dog is weirdly likely to yawn too, especially if it’s your yawn. Apparently your boredom is contagious now.

5. When your dog puts their paw on you, it’s their way of saying “hey, I’m here” or “pay attention to meeee.” Not quite a hug, but pretty close in dog language.

6. Dogs often pick up on your stress and start feeling it too. So if you’re having a rough day, chances are your dog is low-key stressed with you.

7. Just smelling you lights up the happy parts of your dog’s brain. To them, you smell like home, safety, and probably snacks.

8. Some dogs can actually sense when something’s off with your health through smell. They’re basically furry little diagnosticians on four legs.

9. Petting your dog calms both of you down. It’s like mutual therapy, except one of you is probably drooling.

10. Your dog knows your daily routine better than your phone calendar. They start getting excited at the exact right time because they’ve basically memorized you.

💫Enjoy Winnie the Cattle Dog in the sweetest video ever! 🐾

*I'm tired today, so you get fluffy stuff.

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@MarieJuana6985 and randomly flash your boobs.

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@HLC_actual @GeorgiaStatePat Out running PD is less like racing & more like stunt driving, Pastrana all day.

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@tabithaConnoll7 I married her.

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@TaraBull A mental illness

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@TaraBull She looks sick.

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@SaveUsSavior @loverofsnark @AngelStudiosInc No, they very rarely ever do for fear of being proven wrong & liberals are never, ever wrong.

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@StansaidAirport Betcha people will think this is Ai.

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@Tooth_Chipper As if bicycle riders weren’t already dickheads.

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@trouble_scott @NjTank99 Not much different than Dianne Feinstein.
Term limits are the only answer but that’ll never happen.

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@thewarzonewire Cheap, somewhat effective, anti-drone defenses?

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@sasquatchvlogtv Now a few poor bastards have to carefully peal it all open to find & recover what’s left.

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@CBoTheEggman Imagine how much they could have found if establishment politicians didn’t throw up roadblocks w/ everything they tried to do. Instead we’re stuck with the same government bloat & bureaucracy.

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I thought it was just a stupid then as it is now 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

This SNL skit is still hilarious today. I think it's funny because it's probably Pretty accurate. I do have to agree though. To hell with the metric system. Stick your Kilometers!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

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@sage1411 I didn’t think it was funny when it first aired.