Stuart Taylor

slapped with a rubber chicken in tesco. found mainly making a cunt of myself on saturday nights. #sjfc

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

@mrylance just because they're no as diddy as your team is...

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

“@WhatTheFFacts: In outer space there exists a gigantic cloud of alcohol which can be used to produce 400 trillion trillion pints of beer.”

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

Watching green Street at carries. Contemplating waking her up by chanting "GSE GSE" #stopsayingsoccer

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

@Biebersbitch_1D you sound like a cunt

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

@ShaunFairlie did you get paprika?

[Alan maybury @Teddymaybs]

Really shouldn't watch Children in Need. Breaking my heart. Brave brave people!

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

@MarcJWallace what's the score?

[Fork Eye @scotfitbaquotes]

Murderers and rapists have had a better press than me since I sacked Alex Totten. (St Johnstone chairman Geoff Brown, 1993)

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Streaker! http://t.co/xqbemNnn

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

Been woken up with bloody Justin beiber #worst

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

@wiltshireAB @grantaddy you?

[Grant Addison @_grantaddison]

Some people are just a waste of space

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

@RyanTierney7 your girlfriend better buy me a fucking xbox game now!

[Claire LouiseBeatson @ClaireBeatson]

#GAWA! Quote of the night about the Azerbaijan team's cheating... "it's not even good acting. It's like watching an episode of Crossroads"

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

@S_Baird1 what was meant was capped whilst playing for us, he got called up at Blackburn and Leicester IIRC

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

Alain main, Henry hall, John connolly, jim weir, Callum davidson are a list my dad just rattled off of guys that shoulda been capped at us

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

@ykristiano shown up for what you truly are...overated shite!

[Stuart Taylor @Stutaylor91]

@S_Baird1 he was on the bench without needing calloff vs brazil and the faroes, and the best he cost us £25'000 and he's worth £350'000