StützleSoup

All opinions are my own.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”

[paul piss @paul_piss]

Pretending not to know about 9/11 when you meet Americans is my new bit

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Trump: I demand Greenland!

Denmark: No.

Trump: Ok, how about you agree not to let Russia and China establish military bases there?

Denmark: Well I mean we weren’t going to do…you know what? Deal!

Trump: My enemies fold again.

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

Dear Young People,

I’m sorry you can’t afford anything. Your grandparents thought it was a great idea to borrow trillions from your generation to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.

[StützleSoup @StutzleSoup]

@TimCPeel20 @hasek_dominik What about ism isn’t really a point. Try something else Tim.

[Paul Healey 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @Ukraine_Oracle]

"If it were up to me I would award Donald Trump the Order of Canada. Never in our history has someone brought this many Canadians together.

Then again he is disqualified for the award as he has a criminal record."

-- Jean Chrétien former Canada PM

[Nick. 🇺🇸 @Nickd457]

Oh fuck off. You are not Oppenheimer. You are not Heisenberg. You are a money-hungry hack with a god complex and your hubris is going to kill us all.

[horns (has chosen her hill, it’s lovely here) @hornsyaps]

Sex is a very intimate and sacred act

Your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes the florida panthers

[StützleSoup @StutzleSoup]

@chesscom Chess

[StützleSoup @StutzleSoup]

@lady_valor_07 Henry

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.

The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms.

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

The disgraced former mayor of New York, Rudy (I was just tucking in my shirt) Giuliani, has threatened to sue me for defamation over an interview in which I never said his name. No one even mentioned him.

I want to apologize to Rudy. Going forward I will be certain to say his name directly.

Rudy, you worked with known Russian agents and their proxies to spread lies about me and my father. Their names are Andrii Derkach, Konstantin Kulyk, Andriy Telizhenko and Oleksandr Dubinsky and more. Kulyk handed you a dossier filled with disinformation. You flew to Kyiv in December 2019 to sit down with Derkach, then went on television with him to sell his bullshit tapes.

Trump’s own national security adviser warned the White House that what you brought back was Russian disinformation. You kept going.

Then Trump’s own Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, sanctioned Derkach in September 2020 as an active Russian agent for over a decade, for spreading the same lies you are still spitting. Four months later, on his way out the door, Mnuchin sanctioned the rest of your sources. Kulyk. Telizhenko. Dubinsky. Eleven people and four media front companies in all. Not sanctioned by me. Not by my father. By Donald Trump’s Treasury Department.

And remember Vienna Rudy. In October 2019 you, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman had tickets to fly there to collect a hard drive, courtesy of Dmytro Firtash, an indicted oligarch who has spent a decade in Vienna fighting extradition to the United States. Lev and Igor were arrested at Dulles holding one-way tickets. You canceled yours the next morning. That was way before a computer repairman in Wilmington was ever a twinkle in your eye.

So please, @RudyGiuliani. Please, please sue me. Discovery will be a joy for everyone.

[Hugh Anthony @TheHughAnthony]

ELON DON’T HELP INDIA! DON’T DO IT ELON! ELONNNNNNNN!!!

[Julio @JulioHashem]

You'll never guess what happened next

[StützleSoup @StutzleSoup]

@JFreshHockey Amadio

[Julio @JulioHashem]

This is what it was like

[StützleSoup @StutzleSoup]

@JulioHashem NHL on Treehouse would slap

[ADAM @adamemedia]

It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.