Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally

Macgyver of fatherhood and peppermint connoisseur. If you are looking for someone to play drummer on rock band look elsewhere. Only funny on twitter.

[Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally @Stwbert]

I’ve decided to drop my health insurance in an effort to help save money for my children’s college and I’m just going to post my symptoms on social media since I’m friends with so many medical experts and let them diagnose me. #coronavirus

[Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally @Stwbert]

President trump has made a proposal so that he can be on a $250 bill.

Finally a single denomination of US currency someone can pay for lunch at five guys using! #winning

[Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally @Stwbert]

https://t.co/2xzoAFu8ed

[Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally @Stwbert]

@lehighvalley Think about all the money they would’ve saved if they shut their doors completely after allowing a child predator to operate on main campus without any sort of accountability, even after he was caught.

[Topher Scott @HockeyThinkTank]

I’m waiting to board a flight in Syracuse back home to Chicago - it’s my last trip of the year traveling to work with the youth hockey associations that have partnered with us.

I’ve been pretty outspoken about things that need to change to better serve our kids, families, and those that dedicate their lives to the game.

But I just wanted to say that even while we have many challenges, there are so many great people trying to move our game forward. I see it first hand with all of the associations we work with.

Thank you to everyone that provides our kids, families, and coaches with an awesome experience within our game. Hockey truly is the greatest game on the planet, and it’s all because of the people.

[Quad A Hockey Coach @AAAAHockeyCoach]

I have parents with Elite 8U players who want answers. How are they going to remember their child skating end to end with their head down and not passing to a single wide open teammate if they can’t wear a GoPro?!? Make it make sense! #AAAAHockey #QuadAHockey

[Quad A Hockey Coach @AAAAHockeyCoach]

How much should this cost? $80? $100?
#AAAAHockey #youthhockey

[Quad A Hockey Coach @AAAAHockeyCoach]

Youth Hockey Parents, lead by example for your player. It starts at the tournament hotel. Drink that case of beer, down that 12 pack of hard ice teas. Don’t let anyone stop you in the lobby like no one should stop your player on the ice. #AAAAHockey #QuadAHockey

[Quad A Hockey Coach @AAAAHockeyCoach]

Tier 1 youth hockey parents walking around the rink, on practice nights, when the organization also has tier 2 teams. #AAAAHockey

[Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally @Stwbert]

@Diamond_Jax I’m cool with this but the yankee fan tag team fan interference was awful. Those two clowns should be banned for life.

[Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally @Stwbert]

@FlaPanthers Wish nothing but the best for this guy. He showed up at a random hockey camp in PA that both of my sons were at and signed multiple autographs for each and every child there.

[Quad A Hockey Coach @AAAAHockeyCoach]

@HockeyThinkTank I am an expert on youth hockey… just check out all the A’s in my profile. This is simple supply and demand… the more useless and completely irrelevant services you offer parents that are living through their children, the more they are willing to line your pockets. #AAAAHockey

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

*Glass shatters*

Vince McMahon:

[Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally @Stwbert]

@MarkWogenrich What was the hesitation? They wanted to maintain the integrity and character of the building that so many atrocities happened at?

[Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally @Stwbert]

@stump43 What gym is this?

[Quad A Hockey Coach @AAAAHockeyCoach]

#AAAAHockey

[Quad A Hockey Coach @AAAAHockeyCoach]

Brad Marchand, when asked about his thoughts on Jacob Trouba’s hit, probably…

#AAAAHockey

[Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally @Stwbert]

@BizNasty2point0

[Quad A Hockey Coach @AAAAHockeyCoach]

In a shocking announcement, USA Hockey will be partnering with #NHLinUtah to start bottling up all the tears of coyotes fans for the youth hockey players to drink during their upcoming season. Classy move and a great way to not let something so plentiful go to waste. #AAAAHockey

[Not a doctor, but play one on here occasionally @Stwbert]

@postmanstew I’m slightly convinced that the refs may have been pretty bad based off of my timeline here.

[Quad A Hockey Coach @AAAAHockeyCoach]

Parents, make sure when bragging about your child’s spring/summer hockey teams you add a few extra words.. no one cares about the junior flyers. Spruce it up, make it the Premium Jr. Flyers Selects ELITE. See how much more impressed you are saying it to yourself? #AAAAHockey