Stuart Tracte

#Photographer | #Portraiture | #Music | #Fashion | Ex Ad Man | Author of jokes never told, nor written down

[Stuart Tracte @Stwo]

After almost a decade, its time to sunset my current "contact" page, & write something new. A shame nobody ever reacted to the joke about @neiltyson that I was so proud of. Maybe he'll see it now, and chuckle.

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@adidas_ES your customer
service policies regarding lost orders (within your own system) are the worst I’ve ever experienced. You lost an order, and won’t help me until the system allows… which can’t happen until you find it… No refunds either. Insanity. Worst. Ever.

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We’re steps away from other counties accepting Americans searching for assylum. The thought of being stuck in the US and losing all the benefits I’ve paid for over the past 40+ years is absolutely terrifying.

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@FynCas Podcast

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If President Trump says this kind of violence will not be tolerated, perhaps he should stop inciting it.

He consistently calls the opposition party scum, evil, and more. What do you expect his sycophants to do? These are the same people who stormed the Capitol.

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@OzloSleep Thanks. I got this taken care of promptly and thoroughly via your contacts on Reddit. Truly great service. Thanks.

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@OzloSleep your new firmware update killed
My sleep buds. The volume
Is now so low
It’s imperceptible. Volume is fine with all other Bluetooth earphones and the phone itself. Please help/fix.

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So, @nytimes, today’s episode of The Daily was the most pretentious BS I’ve ever heard. There are so many permutations of family, parents, siblings, etc. To proclaim that privileged kids represent all children and family dynamics is irresponsible at best.

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This seems a bit demeaning, don’t you think, @apple?
This was featured in the App Store today. #WomensHistoryMonth

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Check out my most impressive #MARVELSNAP Character Mastery stats!https://t.co/LVKIWmTksq

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@ScottDEggert @briansolis Gotta check out Parc del Guinardó at sunset. Walk towards Pont de Mühlberg, and Turó de la Rovira and you’ll get incredible panoramic views of all the incredible landmarks
In the city below.

There’s so much more. Feel free to ask.

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My coolest stats during Dark Avengers Season of #MARVELSNAP!https://t.co/rUati2jFbt

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My coolest stats during Marvel Rivals of #MARVELSNAP!https://t.co/MFQLm6U7Iu

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Hey online retailers…

A discount code is not a Christmas gift.

#ProTip

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Is there an audio recording of the Thom Yorke performance from last night in Christchurch, NZ?

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Today’s Presidential debate just proves that regardless of political ethos, people see what they want to see.

#Debate2024

[ʜᴇɴɴɪɴɢ @ItsMeHenning]

I miss playing in @TheBandPolaris with Muggy, Jersey, and Harris, hopefully we'll do it again soon. This was 9 years ago at the @HLBallroom in NYC. An extra surreal night for me as Michael Stipe was present.

@miracle_legion is on tour soon! Go see 'em!
(photos by @Stwo)

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@Ohdoctah That z9 is no joke. If it’s a potato, it’s a gourmet lyonnaise potato.

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@Ohdoctah @ant_pruitt @PCGazer I never understood this potato thing.

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@Ohdoctah Chubbs Peterson too. 😢