Elon Musk the worlds 1st trillionaire.
To put that in perspective if you stacked a trillion dollar bills it would reach a 1/4 of the way to the moon.
SpaceX is incredible, they don’t even need rockets, Elon can just get on top a pile of his own money to leave earth.
Shooting at the White House correspondents dinner, we still don’t have many details, which is embarrassing since it’s a room literally full of reporters.
My parents said they’re not gonna get me a car for Christmas.
They asked me what I wanted instead. I told them I’d like to have an argument with Bill Hader at a Conan O'brien party.
Anyway they’re getting me the car now.
Someone asked Charlie Kirk a question about gun violence, and then Charlie got shot.
We need to find the person who asked Charlie that question and have him ask me what I think about sex with two chicks at the same time.