South Texas Tweek

My friends call me Tweek. PHD in horni tonkin. Tejano wit Tourette’s. Will never turn down a chili dog. Booking: [email protected]

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

LAUGH NOW CRY LATER HOMES! Cause it’s time to hit the highway again! 🚐 💨

@tejanoblanco and I got a handful of em startin Sunday!

10/15 - The Cicada
10/17 - Sagebrush
10/18 - big top lounge
10/19 - The Lonesome Rose
10/20 - kinderhill brew lab

C y’all out there! 🤠 🤡

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

@kshaw2raw

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

I was bein so real when I said $50 a week.

This overhead is killin me.

[KSHAW ★ @kshaw2raw]

@StxTweek That song gets stuck in my head at least once a week 😂

[𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐎𝐑 ☭🇵🇸 @realJulesTaylor]

@StxTweek yeah man, got those mercenary side men asking for 3/4 of your gig money to stand there and not talk and play a few notes

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

I truly wanna be a better person.

But it seems as if life won’t accommodate that.

[chey 🥶 @thatTXkid]

I wish some of y’all would be more considerate of other people and what they’re going through especially when they’re openly struggling.

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

I’ve lost 70 pounds since I got sick in September of 21. Doc said I probably wouldn’t see 30. But I turn 30 in 2 months and I’m the healthiest I’ve been in years. Slow progress is maintainable progress. Get the fucc after it and remember, tomorrow’s always a new day.

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

He don’t know you’re wild and blue.

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

@autumnraglandd My schedule shows I’m off I’ll be there if nothing comes up!

[Autumn Ragland @autumnraglandd]

Last shows of the year before I take a nice long break! 🦇

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

Aye. Fucc these putos. FTP

[CBP @CBP]

Meet Border Patrol recruiters at the 5th annual Rogue Invitational in Round Rock, TX, Oct 27-29! Learn how to get up to $20K in hiring incentives!

[nelson @madebynelson_]

🌿✨

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

You’re telling me this crab ran with goons?????????

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

When she asks if I know how to dance

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

IT’S BACK UP

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

@shayneholl All of my Fort Worth homies.

[Shayne Hollinger @shayneholl]

So let's say I wanted to host a local singer/songwriter listening show at a venue in Fort Worth.

Any artists out there that I should have for the showcase?

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

I’ve got 11/17&11/18 open if any venues clubs bars honky tonks or private parties need tunes. Holler at me! ☎️ 🖥️

Also bookin out the end of our year and the beginning months of 2024 so shoot them emails. And if you’ve been waiting on a reply from me it’ll come today! Thanks

[South Texas Tweek @StxTweek]

He just like @BIGFAT36

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

71-year-old African man has been living in isolation for 55 years because being close to women terrifies him.

[chey 🥶 @thatTXkid]

Nothing irks me more than people asking for free stuff from my business. This is how I put food on my table and pay my bills. It isn’t a hobby and no I don’t need your “advertisement” by wearing it for free. Thanks though.