Christopher J. Neiles

music maker & bike rider // a modern day martin newell

[Christopher J. Neiles @Styeiles]

New Album Out Today!

https://t.co/X4PT5I99m9

#IndieRock, #punkrock, #alternative

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@MsMelChen This is why majority of us have on their bucket list to at least visit Tokyo once in their lifetime

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This is a good space for me at the moment… I don’t know why, but since I don’t get a lot of traction or feedback here, I feel like it’s a good place to post my thoughts and energy ….good or bad

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I did something I’ve never done before today… I went to mass by myself… Usually, I go with my mom, but she went last night or my dad, but he recently passed away… For some crazy reason, it was very emotional experience and I can’t explain why.. I just wanted to sit there & cry

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Some local dudes recently put out a great album check it out https://t.co/c2pCxMNvzv

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I lost at least 12.5 IQ points watching Knicks Fans Celebrating Last Night

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@AdemLuz She’s pretty MID and would make for a great Mid Of the week @mamathemagazine

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@Justinawblair Blimey!…Cheerio old chap ;-)

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I sold all my underwear on Facebook marketplace… Totally ran out of stock… Don’t have anymore …stop DM’ing me

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Nothing says millennials have grown up like Jeep owners and the little rubber ducks lined up on their dashboards

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@CSandbatch This is me trying to remember what I did yesterday

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Let people be angry about stupid shit…it’s like Oxygen…they need to do this to survive.

[Erica Theresa Avey @ericaavey]

Baseball is riveting if you pay attention

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@ShakysBasement @MeghanEMurphy @spencerpratt I don’t stay at hotels anymore cause he owns some …I’d rather be homeless ;-)

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Demolition Man was True!

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JUST IN: NYPD is investigating after CCTV video reportedly showed several people climbing out of a Brooklyn manhole around 2 a.m.

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A few of my pals started a thing…. check it out

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Hi everyone. Today, after months of preparation, my team and I launched our online men’s magazine. It’s called MAMA. First six articles and videos are now live:

A man tells the tale of the worst Jewish Mother in Law of all time.

"Do you know what I've done for this family? Do you know what I DO for this family?" This is the opening salvo. It escalates from there. "Fix yourself, Samantha. Fix yourself." Then: "You're a fucking bitch." Then: "You're disgusting. You are an ungrateful, disgusting person." “Fix yourself." Then worse. The kind of things you cannot take back and that Tracy has no intention of taking back because taking things back requires the belief that you've said something wrong, and Tracy has never believed she has said anything wrong in her life. "I should have never paid for that wedding." "You trapped that man into marrying you." “FIX YOURSELF Samantha.” "You're nothing without this family. NOTHING." “Fix yourself.” Every sentence lands on my wife like a physical thing, and I can hear Sammy sobbing, and the sobbing doesn't slow Tracy down. It accelerates her. My wife's pain is fuel."

We sent @TwinkBukowski to a LA speed dating event molly

"Plus an eerie warning: “your stepping into the space acts as confirmation that you consent to this level of touch. there will be more opportunities to consent throughout the night. if any of the above doesn’t feel aligned to where you are right now - DM me.” Consent consent consent consent. Like stepping into an experimental rehab program for previously-raped women and over-domesticated men. I’m 27 and foolishly expected to meet some woman younger than myself. All I hear is that these speed-dating type events are overwhelmingly female and hurting for guys. So I thought there must be some age-appropriate pussy in store tonight. Nope. Forty bodies and not a soul younger than mine. Event-runner Laura mogged every other woman there. Huge fucking tits. Tight red shirt tucked into farm girl jeans. She was in her 30s but so was every other girl. Which makes sense, I guess. You’re nearing the end of your fertility window, you need a mate, you’re finally ready to get SERIOUS, INTENTIONAL about dating, you’ve got a girlboss 9-5 and two dogs and a Tesla but there’s this dick-shaped hole you just can’t replace. A wretched old hag in all-black asked what brought me here and I puked out something half-authentic: “Because I felt like with my last girlfriend we were just playing house, and I’m looking for something different.” She softened her expression, relating to the idea of “playing house” in her twenties herself."

@AdemLuz visits a weed event and finds a violent result.

"I turn around. Sure enough it’s the guy with the tits. He’s in a physical altercation with a black lady in an electric wheelchair.“You a whole ass dude!” She screams, “Nobody wanna see those fake fuckin titties n*gga!”He yells back at her for being transphobic, which causes her to pull out a metal chain and start swinging. He taunts her by getting just close enough for her to strike, then moving away at the last second. She manages to swing the chain and hold a joint at the same time with the same hand.“You gon come around here and put yo tits in my muthafuckin face!” She screams, chain sailing through the air, while her son or boyfriend tries to restrain her by taking her hand off the electric wheelchair’s joystick. Tits guy flees the scene after one swing comes a little too close to his bandana-clad head."

A husband in a happy marriage talks about the reality of physical altercations.

"Years ago, we had a heated argument. Who the hell knows what it was about, but I caught my betrothed with an acidic verbal rejoinder that short-circuited her. She physically attacked me, clawing at my face, so I hip-tossed her in the carpet, got wrist control, and held her there until the adrenaline slowed. After a tense moment, the situation cooled. Physical altercations are now off the table. Our marriage has never been stronger. I am officially “happily married.”

@Jesse__Larkins discusses the backlash against the ultimate Hollywood longhouse role: the Intimacy Coordinator.

"Famously Mikey Madison, who won the Best Actress Oscar for her work in Anora (which also won the Best Picture category), rejected an IC on set, citing the comfort she had established with her collaborators. Unlike Meade, Madison had a perfect understanding of the expectations required of her and was more than willing to put herself to the task. “My character is a sex worker and I had seen Sean Baker’s films and know his dedication to authenticity. I was ready for it.” There’s a reason why Baker’s films feel like like a relic–because they’re made the old way.But notable legacy actresses and outspoken champions of #MeToo, instrumental proponents for the invention of the IC, have increasingly rejected ICs on set presence as a hindrance to the creative process. Both Gwyneth Paltrow (Marty Supreme) and Jennifer Lawrence (Die My Love) rejected IC’s outright or asked them to take a step back on set for micromanaging; trying to actively implement hyper choreographed sexuality to prevent titillation."

And last but certainly not least, perhaps the truest gonzo of all gonzo history, a depiction of man's experiences being circumcised at 31 years old.

"Like most circumcision adventures, my journey started on a bridge overlooking the freeway in Encino, on shrooms. I orbited Judaism for years, living in the San Fernando Valley for eight, in a relationship with a Jewish woman for seven. When we talked about marriage and children, it was clear our children would be raised Jewish, but that my own conversion was encouraged but optional."

Since MAMA is a magazine built for the present, each video will have a full audio recording available, as well as shortform video, which you can see on the account live now.

The thesis for @mamathemagazine is pretty simple. Men’s magazines don’t exist anymore because they’ve become women’s magazines. Men react to this via escapism: let us RETVRN to a prior era of men’s media or let’s EXIT to a new future that doesn’t actually exist.

Over my own 15 year media career, which began as a culture writer for VICE and LA Weekly, I’ve seen every attempt at authentically capturing the male perspective either fail or be subverted as soon as success arrived. With MAMA, this will never happen.

We’re not here to insult anyone. We’re not here to be mean and nasty. We love life, we love women, and we love our fellow man. We are here to truthfully, beautifully, and hilariously describe the male perspective today, without compromise and in all its semi-charmed and semi-cursed glory.

Please enjoy and subscribe. We’ll be publishing a lot of stuff.

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I hate using Polymarket & https://t.co/KrXxTqpl4s for news...but its better then Mainstream News

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Lost a tooth yesterday, Lost my Father 3 weeks ago. This May has been the worst

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JUST IN: “The Mandalorian & Grogu” opens with the lowest box office debut of any Disney Star Wars movie.

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own