z00p

this is my brain in words

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I'm a piece of shit

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So the first cycle left me constipated as fuck
This go around got me purging my soul every two hours

Just give me the insulin. I'm over this.

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Calf raises make me shit

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Im in Stage 7

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I get my carabiners exclusively from lawyers

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Me @ gym
Bf: hey heres my tax stuff. Can you file ext or do my taxes? Plsthxkbye
Me: cri

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Woof

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Me: i need to save monies
Also me: buys hella juice, considering new truck for mother, contacted contractor for new house.
Smh

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Almost popped my ear buds into my mouth like m&ms.
'Mindfulness', my therapist says, 'work on it', he says
Whoops

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Topic to bring up at my next therapy session: whycome do i start fights when tings b good? Do i have my parents to thank for that???

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Sitting in a meijer parking lot eating meijer sushi. Living the dream

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Finally got around to eating the DQ ice cream i bought last week. Ow my tum tum

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These cats. I don't think they like it when i snore. Constantly waking up with them either on my face and neck or with a dirty lil kitty mitt in my fucking mouth. Bastards.

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@BigWillyGuyX Start saying dumb shit back.
I hEv A BoYfrIeNd
'I have a rueben for lunch'
Or
'I have a '23 sierra denali'
Or 'I have pockets full of peanut butter'
Just ya know, confuse em

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I'm concerned that doing roidies has improved my overall health. Like...apparently i had a wicked hormone imbalance...that my drs completely missed...Cool...i guess...🫠

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@bigEasy93 @BigWillyGuyX Go pp on yourself next time, prove you were never interested. You must commit.

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Wake up, blood sugar too low
Eat, too high
Workout, too low
Eat, too high

One bell pepper for breakfast and lunch it is🙄🙄🙄

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Damn, even in my dreams i shit talk Nissan.
But am I wrong? Luv u Nissan, baby.
I'll blow up yer gtr motor soon, promise.

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The worst idea I've ever had was to have my two boyfriends meet...and i did many drugs

I feel single when they hang out 😒

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I. have. heart. burn. Dun dun dun dun. Dun. Dun. Dun. 🔥