Styvn Steve

An optimist, Ransomed by Faith, Sustained by Grace and Garnished with Everlasting Love by Christ My Redeemer (Romans 10:9)

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

@Samsonthegoat25 A useful rule: if a sensational claim appears first on X/Twitter, Facebook, TikTok, or WhatsApp but cannot be found on Reuters, AP, BBC, AFP, or a major national newspaper, assume it is unverified until proven otherwise.

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

@Samsonthegoat25 There is no credible evidence that N'Golo Kanté has a wife who filed for divorce, no verified court records supporting the claim, and several elements of the story match a well-known internet hoax pattern that has previously been used with other celebrities.

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

@Neduszn8 Mason Mount

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[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

An ambulance carrying several mentally ill patients was forced to stop in the middle of the road because its tire was flat. While changing the tire, the driver accidentally kicked four of the bolts into the gutter.

The driver panicked and shouted, “Wow, how am I supposed to put the tire on if the bolts are gone?” Hearing the scream, one of the mentally ill patients blurted out, “Bro, just take one bolt off each of the other three wheels and put them on this tire. So each tire will have three bolts. When you find a bolt shop, you can buy four more.”

Hearing the patient’s suggestion, the driver was immediately relieved. “You’re smart, but… why are you in a mental hospital?” The patient replied, “Hello… We’re just crazy. Not stupid like you.”

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

both the tweet and the rebound so nice, they had to be indicted into the #KOT hall of fame ASAP... hatts off to @Bokono_m & @susseyan .. #madaraka2026wajir #madaraka | Boarding | Harakati za Uchochezi | #WanaharakatiWaUongo

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hahahaha 😄😄

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again.

The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.

The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

Bro is roasting....

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

😭😭😭

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

Hapa Kenya, kuboeka ni kujitakia... 😄😄😄

[Vïřüśï @virusi_bad]

Spending time with one of the ebola patients

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

Facts

[. @Fimiye]

Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

.... @SamGathenya

[videodan çıkamıyorum @cikiImiy0r]

Bir erkeğin doğduğu an..

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

Facts

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

Reading the policies which HR told me on 1st day of joining.

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

1- Download the Telegram App
2- Create a private group
3- Remove everyone except yourself
4- Post and save whatever you want
5- If lose your phone, you go there and you download everything again

Unlimited Cloud Storage Without Paying

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

@TrollFootball2 中村敬斗 → Keito Nakamura (Reims)
佐野海舟 → Kaishu Sano (Mainz)
久保建英 → Takefusa Kubo (Real Sociedad)
鈴木唯人 → Yuito Suzuki (Freiburg)
塩貝健人 → Kento Shiogai (Wolfsburg)
後藤啓介 → Keisuke Goto (Sint-Truiden)

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

@TrollFootball2 伊東純也 → Junya Ito (Genk)
鎌田大地 → Daichi Kamada (Crystal Palace)
小川航基 → Koki Ogawa (NEC Nijmegen)
前田大然 → Daizen Maeda (Celtic)
堂安律 → Ritsu Doan (Eintracht Frankfurt)
上田綺世 → Ayase Ueda (Feyenoord)
田中碧 → Ao Tanaka (Leeds United)

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

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[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

@wahomekriss @C_NyaKundiH now you are starting to make sense.

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

@wahomekriss @C_NyaKundiH Karen and Matatu in the same sentence.

You went to the Matatu stage despite the "With All Due Respect" gentleman clarifying things on national TV last night.

Clearly Wahome you are part of bigger problem we are facing as a nation. @wahomekriss ukwenda mahoya kana bara? Choose 1

[Styvn Steve @StyvnSteve]

Facts 💯

[This Is Africa @ThisIsAfricaTIA]

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