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If you never visited The Axe and Palm before covid, you’re only getting half the story

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Beginning in Spring 2025, Stanford undergraduate students will no longer be required to fulfill the “Engaging Diversity” component of our WAYs curriculum.

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At Stanford, we are committed to quarterly declines in dining options and quality for our students.

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Welcome back! Andrew Luck to play Quarterback for the Stanford Cardinal.

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at the green asking where they keep Meyer

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We’re proud to keep our prices low for our @Stanford students. Stop by the Munger Market for some of these steals!

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Simple Enroll will be simpler than ever with our new multi-tiered lottery enrollment system!

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Hiring urgently

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The Board of Trustees is currently accepting resumes and CVs to fill a recently vacated administrative position. More info to follow.

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Please be advised

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We are experiencing a slight rain event

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Beginning in Fall 2021, Stanford undergraduate students who identify as POCs will no longer be required to fulfill the “Engaging Diversity” component of our WAYs curriculum.

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We’re giving the football players even bigger and scarier bikes that go faster on sidewalks

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and then I told em to use batch enroll this time

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Stop asking why we’re rebuilding Meyer Green, i can’t explain, it came to me in a dream

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What the fuck do you mean I can’t pay for my beer with meal plan dollars

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Undergraduates attending in person classes can collect boats and paddles from their housing front desk beginning 01/07/23.

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She TAP on my Axe til i Palm

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The Board of Trustees is currently accepting resumes and CVs to fill a recently vacated administrative position. More info to follow.

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We’re proud to keep our prices low for our @Stanford students. Stop by the Munger Market for some of these steals!

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