Jose Suarez

June 16th 2074...

[Jose Suarez @Suarez_J17]

@cryptobeast 3-0 PSG, 👀

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

Bron feeding Bron feeding
his son in his son in
2006 2026

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Eduardo Camavinga in the Real Madrid locker room after making them lose to Bayern

[Sam Stoffel @sam_stoffel]

my life changed the moment an old mentor told me this:

“stopping your worst habit would change your life way faster than starting your best habit…

fix the leak before filling the bucket.”

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Me at 29 years old still wondering what job I'll do when i grow up

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

“I hate this job”

*gets paid*

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

How it feels when you stay at home from work knowing your co worker are suffering

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

They’re making me do stuff at my job.

[FooledByNico 🥀 @iamkaelandp]

"Victor Wembanyama has been drafted by the French military for their war in Iran amidst a 2nd round series vs the Lakers"

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

when tomorrow is monday but you're unemployed

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

How your dad looks at you when you tell him you don’t know his gmail password

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When your whole family questions your choice but then your little nephew says:

"When i grow up, i want to be like you"

[🅓🅞🅝🅨 @Rmadonyfc_]

2026 :

- Messi fans admitted Messi is not the GOAT after taking pics with Trump

- Man City fans admitting Rodri robbed Vini of the Ballond’or after saying he wish to play for us

Real Madrid fans rn:

[Mayne @Tradermayne]

Oh my fucking G-d.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[autist @litteralyme0]

When I'm complaining about the job market to my parents and they say “welcome to the real world” instead of “here's a secret trust fund”

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Messi assaulted a referee but the referee has been suspended but not Messi