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[Tuko Kadi 🇰🇪 @TukoKadii]

Mtu aliomba kazi ya Urais ikamshinda, sasa ameingilia kazi ya TSC. Bure kabisa. WANTAM!

[Randomista @Randommest]

One of this regime's Achilles tendons is international shame.
So mine is simply to repost.

[James @MrJamesKe]

This is a backward move. Parliament is where laws that govern millions of Kenyans are made, so competence matters. We cannot afford another Parliament filled with leaders who are unprepared for the responsibility. We have had enough of the Sudi's and Nyamu's.

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

Just a reminder that when Scar took over Pride Rock, the hyenas starved too.

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

A 32-year-old man in Uasin Gishu has spent days atop a huge rock in a forest, protesting for medical help for his mother, who is suffering from a rare disease. Brian Kiptoo Kositany has endured scorching days and freezing nights in Chepkemel Village in a desperate plea for her treatment.
@dennisaseto #KTNPrime

[M A G U N G A @theMagunga]

I told Mama Lihudu that if her son keeps up with his mischief, I will send him to Mukiibi’s Educational Institute for Sons of African Gentlemen.

And the she asked me, “hio shule iko wapi?”

She is an 8-4-4 millennial btw. How is that even possible?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

MPs have been selling teachers’ employment forms for up to Sh400,000, according to Speaker Moses Wetang’ula.

He said the forms are received from State House and then sold to desperate Kenyans seeking jobs.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

Why is the president in possession of TSC letters?

[Anjeyo E. Ananda @anj_116_]

Umeenda Campus 4 years. Umegraduate. Umequalify kuwa mwalimu. Alafu you either have to pay your MP or sleep with them to get a TSC letter. Tawe!! Waende wote nyumbani.

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

That’s precisely what he is seeking, the position of Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces 🤷🏽‍♂️

[WE CHU LI @AyomaDinah]

Imagine a whole president having TSC letters at Statehouse and issuing them like popcorn to politicians to use them as bait for the miserable youth....
What a pathetic human being

[Alfayaz 11 @Alfayaz11]

What is their end game by cutting down all our trees and taking away our green spaces? Bottom of the barrel, slum dogs.

[Sila John @SilasJohn93]

Mfs wako apa wakidefend KeNHA for failing to maintain the Mombasa-Nairobi highway. Buana didn't you see the packing lot ya choppers uko kilgoris politicians attending First daughter's Koito? Nobody gives a fuck about potholes on your roads but you out here defending thieves!!

[Sila John @SilasJohn93]

Hakuna kitu usuck kama the drive from Voi to Mtito Andei. Potholes everywhere yet we have a fuel levy that is meant to maintain these roads. It's time to raise the question, where's this levy taken to?

[Mak Mansa @mansaplus]

Ndindi once called on UhuRuto to suspend the constitution and invoke a state of emergency for 6 months so as to deal with the opposition and the Judiciary! We deserve better! Rule of law above everything!

[I @W_Asherah]

Country A needs an energy infrastructure buildup like yesterday.

Country A is busy securitizing all their income.

Country A's leaders are then taking that money and buying luxury goods and apartments in other countries.

Don't be like Country A.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

If you know our government is incompetent, corrupt, inept and full of killers,

Why vote for us again?

~Murkomen

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

There are People in this Government determined to make Nairobi a desolate desert.

[Sub Zero @Sub_Sufuri]

To the Nights that loses management

[I @W_Asherah]

Again...

WHY IS THIS A CONVERSATION?

WHO ASKED FOR THIS?

Don't we have ACTUAL PROBLEMS THAT NEED SOLVING?