Austin Mayer

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

@HOBrewind girls just want to have fun - cyndi lauper #hobrewind

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

@HOBrewind air force ones - nelly #hobrewind

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

When flying they call your zone up when you are getting on the plane. They dont actually check the zone so just get on! #flyingtips

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

@orlandoairports really has there shit together! Got from the car to my gate within 7 min! Its been fantastic.

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

My cat unit tests for me. #universityjavascript

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

I wonder how many accidents are caused because of #vaping and driving

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

Farted in @BathBodyWorksCA today. Everything still smelled fantastic.

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

@OrlandoMayor Embrace our choice, innovation, and job creation! Don't protect taxis at my expense. Use uber once, then decide what you think

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

Fuck you Xcode. Go home. Im a real developer.

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

The moment you realize twitch is better than you at pokemon. I give up. #OmegaRuby #twitch

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

Only badasses join Slytherin.

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

Brick squaaaaaaad.

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

Found this little hole in the wall O'Stromboli. Pretty amazing food. Shrimp Alfredo extra garlic

[Austin Mayer @SubaruAdvocate]

First tweet! Woot woot! Watch out twitter.