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SmartBoard calibrator, Purell dispenser, Magic School Bus enthusiast.

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90% of my time is spent startling awake and convincing other people that I wasn't sleeping.

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@sassyatlaw It's a fun/crazy book. I just finished "The Dinner," which is a similar suspense/unreliable narrator read. Highly recommend.

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#whyimsingle

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Thing I miss the most about subbing: I have to go to work, like, all the time. Stupid full time employment...

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Troop Beverly Hills is on Netflix?!?!?!

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@MelissaKMarrero @HuffPostEdu Teachers discuss the issues that weigh on our kids, no matter the age. Content may vary, but context won't

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And the networks are switching back to regular programming like the world isn't completely messed up... #Ferguson

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"I love being single!"
:giant scary bug scurries across kitchen:
:signs up for okcupid:

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Every time I go to the gym without stopping at the McDonald's next door, I reward myself with an ice cream sundae.

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Nothing like an earthquake drill to make you think, "Is working in education really worth it?" #duckandcover

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She's gone full-on Mary Todd Lincoln and I LOVE it #Scandal

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Also #Scandal is on and my life is complete

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You guys, I just made sweet potato pie on a whim and it's amazing

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Obligatory "I just went for a run, I'm so healthy! Now where are the Doritos?!?! Haha, jk!" tweet

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I hate boys and being a grown up and everything that isn't ice cream and beer

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If I don't have school on Thursday, I get two casual Fridays this week! Right? Right?

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First day at my new job! So excited to have a role in education that also gives me benefits! O happy day!

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I hate writing sub plans. Shouldn't I be exempt from it?

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Drifters Pandora station and a big ole stack of papers to grade

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My neighbors are screaming every 2 1/2 minutes or so... must be football season.

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A father learns that he shouldn't put his daughter near the perimeter of the room #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly