MariotaSubStatue

three time 'worst duck fan of the year' award winner ('19, '20, '21)

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Did I cook?

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@Underwood_szn Shut up

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Texas A&M, makes sense

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@undercoveraggie Here you go

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Even subway statues hate pedos methinks

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

i tried the whole “non-political cfb burner” thing and then hating pedophiles became political

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Tone deaf

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Got as many convictions as Trump these days

[On3 @On3]

Georgia LBs Chris Cole and Darren Ikinnagbon arrested on charges of Reckless Driving and Speeding in Athens…

Details: https://t.co/hbWQs58ZNE

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Josh Pate’s early power rankings looking CRAZY! 👀

Can’t believe he ranked before
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@JHopkinsSD Nobody on staff likes you

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@gatoraid_ @MillForMill3 The conversation is about post 2009, you joined that conversation.

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@gatoraid_ @MillForMill3 What exactly have you won in that time?

You’d trade with us from 2009-2026 without batting an eye

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@GrizwaldHank @BoxScore_FB @JoshPate_CFB @CFBHome @CFBKings @PositionPicksFF @grok Owned and you know it

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@FightOnRusty

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@CamCleeland 1991 Washington wouldn’t even make quarterfinals in a real post season

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@GrizwaldHank @BoxScore_FB @JoshPate_CFB @CFBHome @CFBKings @PositionPicksFF @grok Dante Moore owned your fraudulent defense

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@Underwood_szn Lanning owns Whittingham I fear

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Indiana & Oregon are both true blue bloods it cannot be denied

[Scoot the Beav @beav_scott]

Indiana has more national titles in football than the Oregon Ducks

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Me calling my bois to get on Arc Raiders

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Oregon needed an LB and now we have one. Thad Castle joins the 2026 Ducks title run.

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This looks like an SEC week 11 opponent list

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Schools included in the indictment: Nicholls State, Tulane, Northwestern State, St. Louis, La Salle, Fordham, DePaul, Robert Morris, Southern Miss, North Carolina A&T, Kennesaw State, Coppin State, New Orleans, Abilene Christian, Eastern Michigan and Alabama State.