johnson with a j

my husband is hotter than yours

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

@kinnadifranco

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

@bailey3jenkins I don’t even know you but this showed up - and let me just say I’m so sorry that you had to deal with that. This hurts my heart for you and the people around you ! Absolutely disgusting

[yusuf @stealherdinero]

Fuck it. im selling coke

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

@makaylaaleannn Yeah my kids were told that too once. And look who just graduated college with not 1 but 3 degrees!

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

@ohmyitsbrittt Weird!

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

Read ya bible. He said this was coming ... He died for all of us. Not just some ... clocks tickin’...

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

Lakin it Easy -

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

Y’all! I have a child that is a COLLEGE GRADUATE! I can’t believe it so I just keep saying it over and over !!!

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

When he sings ...”the reason I called you drunk....” gets me every single time ! @swagmoneybill

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

@FrancoJaxsen this is soooo me

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

Re-mutha-effin-tweet. Is there another way to wear them?

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

Re-muhfuggin-tweet

[Grace Valentine @GraceV96]

Some girl out there needs to hear this:

You will never be as skinny as you were in high school because YOU AREN’T 16 ANYMORE. You have a body that can BEAR kids. You are past puberty. Stop beating yourself up for not fitting in the american eagle size 0 jeans you wore years ago

[Cürly @Rzzzrs]

im sorry but y’all have to see my homie faded as hell 💀💀

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

The closer Sunday comes - the more nervous my tummy gets! Lots of respect for the Titans but damn I wanna see red at the bowl!

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

I’m going to KC mofos!

[johnson with a j @suchaMF]

@kinnadifranco

[⋆ @tristehomo]

“put something cute on”
me: