Mrs Fancy-Pants

Australian transplant living in Tennessee, due to be kicked out of the country in April 2017. Living the dream as a non-resident alien.

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Damn. Thought I was finally getting my Hogwarts letter, but it was a wedding invitation *sigh*… https://t.co/D0TebUCpPt

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Good morning from Australia! #huntsmanspider #spider #australia #roommates https://t.co/w6lHJvC580

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Finally was hot enough to get (partially) into the ocean. My tan is like looking at the sun.… https://t.co/Jqm4Qua7Dy

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One of these giant ants bit my son. One bit one of my friends as well but she complained a lot… https://t.co/ewZh9CAzr6

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Pic from last weekend. This stupid chicken had just snuck inside and laid an egg on her bed… https://t.co/z8f9fmmlHO

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One of my colleagues says my soursop looks like a ball bag. Does it look like a ball bag?… https://t.co/sjRDywSyY6

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This morning I woke up with a raging case of demon eye. It went away so it seems it wasn't… https://t.co/MGR3npKM6t

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Lee sulking in background because he got in trouble. Fine. I'll enjoy the horsey ride then! #yeehaw https://t.co/wXLpmAY6tm

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Went for a bike ride on the Fernleigh track. Pretty easy. My hip only gave me a little reminder… https://t.co/BzHRIAqUDi

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Fortunately I could outclimb the tree climbing dog #crazydog https://t.co/ob8M6MN6nM

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Nothing gives you job security more than several other staff resigning together. I could watch porn at work and still have a job I reckon.

[Mrs Fancy-Pants @SuchFancyPants]

@Arionis337 Yes! I hate that movie!

[Mrs Fancy-Pants @SuchFancyPants]

If l had such an unfortunate surname, I probably wouldn't use it in my business name, but that's… https://t.co/KcE9n85CUw

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Super Clown! #creepy #child https://t.co/Ow5ImGB8Ff

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Beware the #lesbian #hazard https://t.co/NkRZvHe2dH

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Say hello to my not so little friend. #bigarse #moth #australia https://t.co/zDisQfzaYD

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A sword made of parts of an old bed frame. Don't think my brother's have actually needed to slay… https://t.co/KsOrXyb4YH

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Life with too many brothers.....gross jokes abound. Mum hasn't even bothered getting rid of it,… https://t.co/3jzYAV4kNG

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Lunchtime walk adventures. Looks pretty but I steer clear of the underside of the… https://t.co/RRK3T2F3LX

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New cup for work. #tea #lionelrichie #hello https://t.co/oGHetPx8lG