Football Suck Laser

Moon-based Space Laser, targeting suckiness, routing beam through space mirrors on the back of Elon Musk satellites. Always right. Gemini.

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Looks like he could sell the hell out of a used Pontiac

[JAE @OkieFBfan]

Sooners by 50

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Perhaps there is a t-shirt they could develop to motivate the offense better

[Dylan Buckingham @DylanBuckingham]

Real talk, Danny Stutsman and Billy Bowman deserve better than the offensive output they’re getting.

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When you do drugs

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Oklahoma's uniforms are the coolest in college football.

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And then what happened

[On3 @On3]

Oklahoma LB Danny Stutsman is rocking a gold horns down necklace👀

(via: @Colby_Daniels)

https://t.co/1eOlGkk2Em

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Just think, aggy, you could have had Mark Stoops.

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26.6771° N, 80.0370° W

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29.6465° N, 82.3533° W

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34.6750° N, 82.8406° W

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Anyone who does a SEC chant today.

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30.4421° N, 84.2980° W

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30.6187° N, 96.3365° W

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

SHIRTLESS DICKER THE KICKER CHUGGING BEERS AT HOCKEY GAMES

💀💀💀

LEGEND.

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32.7480° N, 97.0934° W