Scott K.

I don't do humans.

[Hutch @hutchinson]

Shut his ass up real quick lol

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@unplugfitX @EdKrassen 'Women vote on emotion and celebrity!'

-Angry man who supports the guy from The Apprentice

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@P_Kallioniemi "I have concepts of a plan"

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@pitchprofiler Using @UmpScorecards below is a game by game breakdown along with team totals and each team's net advantage/disadvantage:

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@UmpScorecards Breakdown of ump favoritism throughout the playoffs this far:

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@Thisguy888 @UmpScorecards @Twins Updated through #NLDS game 2's and I added running totals for each team:

(All data credit to @UmpScorecards)

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@Thisguy888 @UmpScorecards Here is a breakdown of the playoffs. @Twins are 3-1 despite far and away the biggest ump disadvantage.

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@JsonGraham @Thisguy888 @UmpScorecards @Twins There were not any missed calls against Framber in the 1st. There also was not a 3-run HR hit in the game but below is the AB to Castro which was a single before Farmer's 2-run HR.

A ball was called a strike in HOU's favor.

[Scott K. @Suederade]

In terms of @MLB postseason umpire favoritism, there seems to be a trend @PhilMackey @Twins

(All data via @UmpScorecards)

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@JeffPassan Can't wait to see the @UmpScorecards for this shitshow of a game. A lot of bad ABs by the @Twins but it's a lot easier when you get 3 inches off the plate and the other team doesn't.

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@Kevin_b80 @JamieErdahl We haven't won a playoff game in 19 years and a series in 21 years so yesterday's win was like the World Series for us.

And today's win was the Double World Series. #WeBelieveinTC

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@PhilMackey After I was done screaming "Yes!!"...yes.

Started tearing as Duran mowed through the first two batters but the walk brought my PTSD (Playoff Twins Stress Disorder) back briefly.

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@Twins WIN!!!! #20YearsofTearsOVER

Soaking in boozy glory with a KBBS @TGBrews

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Losing is the only way to prove purity for the new rightwing counterculture. Wins mean you compromised with the enemy. Losing proves you’re oppressed and a victim. Losing let’s you bitch and moan about how the system is rigged. Losing gets you booked on all the best shows.

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@LIVGolfNation @HankHaney The victim complex that LIV people have for players who made their own decisions for large sums of money is remarkable. If the big bad evil corrupt mean golf media devils are so horrible then don't watch them. Stick with LIV on channel 45 or CW or BET or whatever it's on.

[All Things Comedy @allthingscomedy]

The French Rule @DemetriMartin

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

It’s starting to sink in…

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@CFLNumber1Fan @HankHaney @TigerWoods Well if that's how you feel then I think you will be missed.

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@CFLNumber1Fan @HankHaney @TigerWoods Clearly semantics are not your strong suit so go ahead and replace 'feel' with 'think' in my previous comment. LIV THINKS they should get the same # of points for their tournaments and i THINK otherwise.

I am not pro-LIV but if you are going to be against it then have reasoning

[Scott K. @Suederade]

@CFLNumber1Fan @HankHaney @TigerWoods Because if the OWGR is meant to rank golfers globally then it should do that (but obviously not at a 1:1 ratio). Im sure that's what LIV proponents feel should happen but I feel they should only be given points commensurate with the reduced competitive value of the league.